I Got Drunk And Ate A Baby Last Night

[matcom]

then I got stoned and f*cked a Box Turtle

what did YOU DO to celebrate last night?

:P

[bigwillq]

1. I got drunk!

:beer: :toast: :bounce:

And I danced!

[johnnie]

2. Did you send care packages to the terrorists too?

Personally, I cloned a bunch of people. Then tore stem cells from their bodies.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Huh

I was wondering why my pillow felt softer.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Mass forced abortions all over my county and kicking veterans

I went to the Vet's hospital and kicked every fuckin' one of them fuckers, because they represent honor, courage, duty, and patriotism, and as a liberal those ideas cause me anxiety attacks, enough that I was able to get on disability at work and go on welfare, thank God.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. I ate a metric ton of popcorn

and refreshed GD so much I killed my mouse

[yvr girl]

6. Isn't that a regular Tuesday night for you?

Or is it usually a Thursday?

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I always assumed it was every night.

[dolo amber]

7. I forced everyone in my neighborhood to have gay sex

:bounce:

[htuttle]

8. Holy Gods -- I must have eaten a pair of shoes last night...

...at least that's how my mouth tastes right now.

Ohhhh.......plop, plop, fizz, fizz.....

[LynneSin]

9. FOUND!!! A picture from Matcom's night of lust!!!

[meegbear]

10. I called you from the GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR!

and did all sorts 'o stuff that those with weak constitutions may find offensive.

[kick-ass-bob]

11. I made all them gays

perform abortions in South Dakota, but only on veterans who lost limbs - because they are just all pieces of shit, and are soft on terr'sts.

[BarenakedLady]

12. The usual

Drank too much, made a total pathetic ass of myself online, then said some things out loud that I'm going to pay for later, stayed up way too late, then hoped it was all a dream this morning. Evidence proves otherwise.:banghead:

[Puglover]

13. I got drunk and

converted 5 kids to the homosechual lifestyle. Then we BBQed tofu burgers over burning Murken flags! :evilgrin:

[ProfessorGAC]

Just One?!?!?

Slacker. Me, i didn't celebrate yet. The race that could push Idiot Jerry Weller out was too close to call when i went to sleep. That guy has been my rep fo 12 LONG(!) years. I want that guy OUT, OUT, OUT!

The Professor

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Just One?!?!?

Slacker. Me, i didn't celebrate yet. The race that could push Idiot Jerry Weller out was too close to call when i went to sleep. That guy has been my rep fo 12 LONG(!) years. I want that guy OUT, OUT, OUT!

The Professor

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Just One?!?!?

Slacker. Me, i didn't celebrate yet. The race that could push Idiot Jerry Weller out was too close to call when i went to sleep. That guy has been my rep fo 12 LONG(!) years. I want that guy OUT, OUT, OUT!

The Professor

[BarenakedLady]

16. I guess you really really really do.

:rofl:

[johnnie]

25. Still haven't gotten that fixed huh?

:shrug:

[Dukkha]

17. I burned a flag, sodomized a priest, and emailed terrorists secrets

it's morning in America for our "agenda"
har har har *wringing hands together*

[matcom]

18. "sodomized a priest"

like THAT is difficult to do! :rofl:

[XemaSab]

19. Evolved.

:D

[datasuspect]

20. i made a republican "humble" the way they do in the old country.

[SOteric]

21. I phoned Iraq and told them they could have their country back.

Then I sent them a boatload of weapons of mass destruction and detailed instructions on how to find every middleschool in Iowa, Nebraska and Kansas.

[El Fuego]

22. I was busy gearing up for the War on Christmas.

[xchrom]

23. oh just my usual -- making evangelical hetero married couples

do gay stuff.

[ZombieNixon]

24. I got drunk and engaged in a heroin-soaked gender-indiscriminate orgy all the while breaking my vows

of fidelity. :eyes:

Actually I had two glasses of champagne and bit my nails a lot. Thank god I clipped my nails two days ago. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. The same thing you did!

*high five*