So now that we have won Congress, can we begin with the War on Christmas?

[Ignacio Upton]

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

1. Yes

all our evil plans will come into play now *insert maniacal cackle*

:evilgrin:

[Kutjara]

2. I've already bought my 'Satan in a Manger'...

...set for my front yard. Now all I need is a dead tree and some black tinsel.

[mikeytherat]

4. Get your supplies right from the source:

Cavalcade of Bad Nativities

http://www.goingjesus.com/cavalcade1.shtml

mikey_the_rat

[Kerrytravelers]

8. I'm going with this manger. What says Christmas like Marshmallows and chocolate!?

[kay1864]

10. "...and they brought him gold, frankincense and snausages"

:rofl:

[RedStateShame]

3. Begin?! Catch up, Johnny-Come-Lately!!

I've already put up the Tree of the Winter Solstice in my living room!!!

[Beer Snob-50]

5. i have hired my aclu lawyer to sue the pants

off of my town for the nativity scene that will be going up. of course, then I will have sex with all the dogs in my neighborhood.

[Courtesy Flush]

6. Noooooooooooooooo!

Or at least replace it with another holiday. I only get holidays off, as my boss is convinced that vacations are an invention of the devil.

If you could eliminate the gift giving, that would be nice.

Maybe Kitten-Roasting Day

[Sequoia]

7. Yes!

O'Reilly and his gang yap on about this when in fact they've got it wrong. It should be War against Christmas because it is based on a pagen religion and if they read the Bible like they claimed, and like they say they beleive all of it then they forget this passage:


Jeremiah 10:2-4, "Thus saith the Lord, learn not the way of the heathen; and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven. For the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain. For one cutteth a tree out of the forest. The work of the hands of the workman with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold. They fasten it with nails and with hammers that it move not."

[Kerrytravelers]

9. I'm getting started early. I'm declaring War on Thanksgiving.

No more getting together with family- because I hate family.

No more church services- because I hate church.

No more giving thanks for what we have- because I hate being thankful to anyone beside my heathen secular self.


Forget it Tom, you're not safe anywhere. I'm running your stinky feathered butt outta town on a rail!

[redwitch]

11. Plus, there's the homosexual agenda to get moving on

Makeovers for EVERYONE! And, um, NEW WINDOW TREATMENTS!

:-)

[Bryn]

12. Don't

Take my favorite mythology story. Use it to party, enjoy lights, presents, make snowman, santa

:spank: