Another chapter in the Naughty Tales of NewWaveChick1981!

[NewWaveChick1981]

:rofl: Subtitled: How to Put Smug Repukes In Their Places on The Long Drive Back

OK, here I was earlier today, driving back from a professional conference in the NC mountains. It was very cloudy when I left, but about 20 minutes later, the clouds cleared and it was a beautiful day. There is still some color in the fall leaves, and it was very pretty. I had my Talking Heads mix CD in the car stereo. About an hour into the trip, I had to make a pit stop at a rest area. This was on I-40 East about three miles from exciting Nebo, NC... :rofl: As I pulled into the rest area, "Wild Wild Life" was playing. If you're familiar with the lyrics (which I've posted below), I had literally just come off the mountaintop. :P I was in a rental car, a red 2007 Dodge Caliber, which is a very sporty little car. (That's what they gave me at the rental agency---I didn't pick it.) I noticed a group of what appeared to be three businessmen (all of them somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 years old, which is not a problem but gives you an idea of what they looked like) in identical outfits standing near one of the cars, smoking and drinking coffee. The way they were dressed---long-sleeved white shirts, bad ties, black pants, and black shoes---they were either businessmen or Mormons. :P Anyhow, when I pulled in and got out of the car, all I was interested in doing was peeing and getting back on the road. I guess I was a novelty there or something, because all the cars there were boring white sedans, and there were no other women there as far as I knew. I was (and still am) wearing jeans and a clingy black top that's fairly low cut. (Yes, that's relevant to this story! :P) I stepped out of the car, trying not to make eye contact with those guys. One of them looked over and said, "Hi! How's it going?" I said, "Fine!" and hurried to the bathroom. When I came back outside, I overheard what they were talking about----they were boo-hooing over how the awful Democrats have now taken over the House and how they would probably have the Senate too, and they were really slamming the Dems and taking Nancy Pelosi's name (and Hillary Clinton's name... and Bill Clinton's name... and :rofl:) in vain. Well, the yuckiest one of the three looked over at me and smiled, and he said, "Hey, pretty lady! That's a really nice car! What kind is it?" His eyes were focused on my chest. :eyes: I decided to totally fuck with them since I'd heard part of their conversation and since he was staring, so I smiled and said, "It's a brand-new Dodge Caliber. I just bought it today to celebrate because I am SOOOOOO happy the Democrats are back in power!!! I know you guys all voted Democratic, so you must be just as happy as I am!!!" He said, "No, we're all Republicans. We're good Christians." I said, "Really? That's too bad. Good Republicans and good Christians don't stare at my cleavage like you're doing right now." I smiled and waved and got back in the car, and looked back at them in the rear view mirror. They were standing there, stunned. I started laughing uncontrollably...and the CD started right up where it left off earlier, with "Check out Mr. Businessman..." :rofl: :spray: I laughed my ass off all the way home, which was another two hours... :P

I swear, the timing could NOT have been better all the way around! That song was perfect, and I did NOT plan it that way at all....:rofl: :applause:

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Wild Wild Life - Talking Heads
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I'm wearin'
Fur pyjamas
I ride a
Hot Potata'
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you

Here on this mountaintop
Woahoho
I got some wild, wild life
I got some new to tell ya
Woahoho
About some wild, wild life
Here comes the doctor in charge
Woahoho
She's got some wild, wild life
Ain't that the way you like it?
Ho, ha!
Living wild, wild life.

I wrestle, with your conscience
You wrestle, with your partner
Sittin' on a window sill, but he
Spends time behind closed doors

Check out Mr. Businessman
Oh, ho ho
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
Oh, ho ho
He got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Whoahoho
He's doin' wild, wild life
I know that's the way you like it
Wo ho
Living wild, wild life

Peace of mind?
Piece of cake!
Thought control!
You get on board anytime you like

Like sittin' on pins and needles
Things fall apart, it's scientific

Sleeping on the interstate
Woah ho ah
Getting wild, wild life
Checkin' in, a checkin' out!
Uh, huh!
I got a wild, wild life
Spending all of my money and time
Oh, ho ho
Done too much wild, wild
We wanna go, where we go, where we go
Oh, ho ho!
I doing wild, wild
I know it, that's how we start
Uh, huh
Got some wild, wild life
Take a picture, here in the daylight
Oh, ho!
And it's a wild, wild life
You've grown so tall, you've grown so fast
Oh, ho ho
Wild, wild
I know that's the way you like it
Oh, ho!
Living wild wild wild wild, life.

[av8rdave]

1. What a great story

I'll be grinning the rest of the day (ok, I was already grinning, but what's wrong with a little icing on the cake!)

Thanks for posting!

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. You're welcome, Dave!

:hi: I was already on Cloud 9 and in a great mood this morning, and when I could totally smack down a holier-than-thou fundie, I seized the opportunity. :rofl: It was hilarious!!!

[kmla]

2. Bwahahahahaha!!!!

Good anecdote!

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. OMG, it was priceless!

:rofl: :hi: Thank you!

[scarlet_owl]

5. That's great!

Now every time I hear that song, I'll think of that story.

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. So will I!

:rofl: I'm still giddy from the election results, but this has just totally made my day!

[Beer Snob-50]

7. what a great story!

you realize as you left you were called the same thing that they were calling peolsi and hillary.

btw, good christians do look at clevage. we just splash holy water in our eyes after.

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Thanks....

I know, I just wanted to call them on their bullshit. :rofl: The way he said "good Christian" was very holier-than-thou, so he deserved it. :applause:

And I know he was calling me all kinds of names after I left. :rofl: Goes right along with the attitude.

[Beer Snob-50]

9. you are a naughty democratic harlot!! nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. You know it...

:rofl: :evilgrin: I revel in my Democratic naughtiness... :P

[lildreamer316]

25. I nominate this for a tshirt.

Watcha say, New Wave?

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. I say YES!!!!

:hi: :bounce: Cool!!!!

[Kali]

33. I was already laughing at the story but that made me

:spray:

[Taverner]

11. Eeeeeexcellent!

Great job there missy ;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Thanks, Taverner...

...:rofl: The opportunity was just too damn good to waste... :) ;)

[idgiehkt]

13. Dear NWC81

you don't know how much this little anecdote touched me. I feel vindicated, as I'll never forget driving down I-240 East in Western NC in the early 90's right after another election where Jesse Helms defeated Harvey Gantt, with my 'stop clearcutting/defeat Helms' bumper sticker on my car, and being passed by a brown saab, which contained three businessmen...as they passed my car the two that weren't driving leaned far out of the windows and started pumping their fists and yelling "JessEE, JessEE" as loud as they could. What I wouldn't give for it to have been the same three that you encountered, lol. Thanks for giving them hell. And also Charles Taylor FINALLY got kicked out, after all this time. Oh happy day!

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. I'm so glad I helped vindicate you!!!!

:woohoo: :bounce: :hug: :toast: That's amazing! And as terrible as that was back then, this was glorious today. I wish you could have been there, because I took great delight in cutting them down to size. Especially the really yucky one. :patriot:

And I was incredibly glad to see Charles Taylor go too!!!! :thumbsup:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear NewWaveChick!

Omigod, you could not have done that any better if you'd planned it!

I am just laughing my fool head off here!

You go, girl! *high five, baby!*

Some days the pieces just fall into place......and they did for you, today!

:bounce: :bounce:

Thank you so much for sharing! :loveya: :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. You know, it's really funny....

...It feels like everything is sort of happening exactly like it should, especially today. Everything was in sync for once, and it was just totally perfect. Thank you so much!

That's one I'm gonna remember for a long, long time... :hug:

[buddhamama]

17. You Lady, are a bona fide

Hoot! and a hottie. the universe was working in your favor.

:rofl: Thanks for sharing. :yourock: :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Thanks a bunch, buddhamama!!!!

Back atcha! :* :hug: :hi: I just detest hypocritical people, and they had it coming. :rofl:

[ThomCat]

19. You're awesome!

:hug:

That is a funny story! :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Thanks, TC!

:hi: :rofl: I consider that a smackdown on behalf of all Democrats everywhere.... Those idiots deserved it! :P

[ceile]

20. That is a great story!

busted!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. Totally...

:rofl: :hi: Thanks!

[Elidor]

23. Since we're all good democrats here...

Can *we* stare at your cleavage?

:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. LOL.... OK...

:rofl: Maybe I'll post some cleavage again soon. You can stare if you like.

[Aristus]

24. Great story, NWC! I saw this thread at work, but didn't want to open it

due to the title. Now that I'm home, I wanted to see what my favorite Naughty Girl was up to. Great job on that Repuke hypocrite. Although I do feel bad, though; I consider myself a good Christian, but I've been known to stare at your cleavage, too. :evilgrin:

Tell me I'm a good boy...

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. Well, now, Aristus...

...good Christians appreciate a healthy attitude toward cleavage and other things...:P So yes, you're a good boy. A very good boy. :evilgrin:

I'm sure people never know what will be on the threads I start, so I'm glad you waited to open this one at home. :rofl: I just had to call the hypocrite on the carpet. Since when does being a good Christian equate with being a Repuke???? :eyes: :grr: That type of fundie is the most hypocritcal of all. From what I know, Christianity is NOT about being "holier than thou" or voting for Preznut Pissypants. :P

[Aristus]

32. I'm glad you had a good day today, NWC.

I think we all are.

It reminds me of a line from Douglas Adams' book "So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish". It goes: 'You'll have to pardon my friend; I think he's having a good day at last.'

Big hug, NWC. :hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. Thanks, Aristus...

:hug: Right back at ya! I love Douglas Adams, and that quote was extremely appropriate for the day. :woohoo: :toast:

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

29. Awesome! If I may ask....(almost completely off topic)

How'd you like the Caliber? I might be getting one soon.

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. It drove very well and is pretty roomy for the size car it is.

Also, the controls on the dash made sense, which is very helpful when I'm renting cars. I've driven a few Chevys that had climate controls and stereo buttons that made no sense whatsoever. The only thing I see as a drawback but may not be an issue for you is the cargo room in the hatch---it's minimal.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

40. I noticed that about the interior size.

Although my head does brush against the ceiling (at least in Calibers with a sunroof) I probably can't resist getting a sunroof.
And you were also right: the cargo room in the back isn't much of an issue for me, but I did notice it was a tad small.

Thanks!
:hi:

[4morewars]

30. WOW ! you fuckin rock !

Timing AND delivery. I love when it all comes together like that !

I wish I had been there ! I would have laughed SOOOOO hard.
Right in their faces, I would have laughed. Then I would have said,
"SNAP ! That pretty lady owns you bi-atches ! bush was in on nine-eleven !"
Then I would have jumped in the car with you and rode away laughing.

Keep up the great work !

:yourock:

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. Thank you, 4morewars!!!

:hi: It was a great experience, let me tell you! :bounce: :toast:

[Road Scholar]

31. Good one NWC.

I'm in the Virginia Mountains, on the Blue Ridge Parkway. tonight.Dial-up. :(
Speaking of Nancy Pelosi, I just realized something. Did you know that everything that Fred Astair did, Ginger Rogers did it backwards, with high heel shoes on.LOL
Hope you're doing well.:hi: :loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. Thanks, In_Transit...

...:* :hug: You aren't too far away from where I was. :) And I just gotta laugh about that Fred and Ginger story---you're exactly right! Ginger had to master much more complicated moves! Pelosi's in that same situation. :D

I'm doing fine and hope you are too! :loveya:

[YankeyMCC]

38. LoL! Nice n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. Thanks!

:hi: