"Screwn" takes the cake.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

I mean, "moran" was pretty damn funny. It did get a bit old, but it still held up pretty well.

Series and hugh. Heh. Good for a laugh. Not great, but good.

Internets- golden. Shit, they're using that one on boards not even related to politics.

Before today, my personal favorite was pwned. And it's offshoots- pwnage, pwn3ed, etc.

But "screwn." ZOMG, "screwn." I can't fucking believe it.

"screwn."

Say it with me.

"screwn."

I've never seen something so brilliantly idiotic in my life.

[blondeatlast]

1. I so agree and I've already used it today. nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Courtesy of a freeper, as usual.

Not sure what DUer found it.

[blondeatlast]

4. My bad, I just saw it.

Absolutely LOVE it!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. And the Lord Jesus didst say unto them, in the totality of his awesome voice,

"Screwn thou art now, and screwn thou shalt be always, amen" and he didst then hang his head in disbelief and calleth unto them as morans.


:rofl:

I fuckin' kill me!

[Catshrink]

8. You fuckin' kill me too!

:rofl:

Good one!

[zonkers]

5. I missed the orig. screwn post reference... Please share!!!!!

[fizzgig]

6. here ya go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2639142

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

7. screwn

[Redstone]

9. For maybe the second time, I agree with you. Excellent post.

Redstone

[Lex]

10. Where was the original use of "screwn?" Freepville?

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

11. I missed "pwned" -- what's the Freeperese-English translation? nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. owned.

As in "beaten," "destroyed."

"You got pwn3d."

I'm not sure that one actually originated with the freepers.

[Book Lover]

18. It's l33tspk, not freeperese

The kids can't type or use the spell-checkers nowadays, so pwned is the kids' way of typing "owned".

[EstimatedProphet]

13. They're screwn, and they're fuckled too

[petronius]

14. That is so damn ignorant it's almost smart

If it wasn't coming from a freeper, I'd assume it was deliberate (of course, the freeper could have learned it from someone)...

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

15. I also like "stocking" and "morels"

Context: That crazy poster is stocking me. Democrats have no morels.

:rofl:

[freethought]

17. I remember that post!

"Learn to spell, then go brush your tooth" was one of the first replies.
"Screwn" comes pretty close though.

[Left Is Write]

16. "Unseemly jester" is still my favorite. And "spocksmen."

[petronius]

20. 'Spocksmen' took me a few seconds

I'll second your nomination of 'unseemly jester;' there are a lot of gems to choose from, but this one never fails to amuse...

[TheBaldyMan]

19. it must be screwn with their heads when FReeps sneak over here

[blitzen]

21. don't forget "thing"...as in, "I thing their totally screwn"

[Duer 157099]

22. Me, I like "The Google"

it's the only one I've used outside of DU

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. "Mockaka" last night was pretty great. n/t

[Blue Gardener]

24. Hilarious!

I love this post, it takes me down memory lane. Stupid freepers.