So, (cough) I want (ack) to extend (choke) an olive (gurgle) branch (urgh) to

[Redstone]

our Fellow (snicker) Americans over there (hee, hee) at free (my ass) republic and those other rightwing (right, my ass) websites, and say that we should (damn, I've almost gotten through it without cracking up) go forward in the spirit (make mine Jack Daniel's) of bipartisanship (part THIS!) on this, the worst day you've ever had in your miserable fucking lives.

Fuck each and every one of you. I hope you're having a wonderful night down there in Momma's basement.

And yes, anyone who doesn't like me using that "basement" phrase is only too welcome to come argue the point.

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

1. I'm (cough cough) with you on (giggle) this, Redstone.

We must (snork) welcome them (giggle) into the fold (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) :rofl:

[Redstone]

10. I see your BWA and raise you a HA. Or two. Take the moral high road?

Not this time, losers.

Redstone

[SeattleGirl]

12. And I'll add a few more !!!!!!!!!'s.

Amen, Redstone, amen! Not this time!

[texas1928]

2. I hear you...

I had a hard time not rubbing it in to the right wing nutjobs at my work. They have actually stood and watched Bush on tv lying and they know he is lying, and said, "but, he is a good man." I wanted so bad to give it to them today, but I held back.


Excuse me, I am trying not to smile.

[Redstone]

3. Naw, have yourself a big old grin. You deserve it. As do we all.

Redstone

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I would like to extend the olive branch

and jam it right up the bungholes of each and every one of them. Sideways. Including the olives.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Just the olives? Screw that - include the trunk AND the roots, too!

Give 'em the whole fuckin' thing.

That'll keep 'em distracted while we run the country like adults.

[Redstone]

8. And any available thorns.

Wait, they'd probably ENJOY that!

Redstone

[crim son]

5. Ah, you're a gentleman, you are, Redstone!

How's Mrs. Redstone feeling today?

[Redstone]

7. She's doing better today, thanks for asking. Still a bit traumatized, but that kind

of thing takes a few days to get over, as I've told her.

Thank you so much for asking. You're a peach.

Redstone

[crim son]

9. And so are you, Redstone. n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear Redstone..........

I do understand your sentiments completely.......however...

Did you see this thread?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2633923

It exemplifies, for me anyway, the road to travel now....

I'm glad Mrs. R is feeling better.......

:hug:

[Redstone]

16. I saw and appreciated that post. But it only applies to real humans, not the kind

of scumbuckets who inhabit the sites that are so jealous of us that they have forums dedicated to their obsessions.

For THOSE people, the only road to travel is the one that leads to Loserville. Where they've always lived.

Redstone

[brentspeak]

13. I do want to reconcile with the Other Side

Friends are always better than enemies.

[Redstone]

18. With "friends" like them, who would need enemies?

They're not LIKE us. They don't understand the kind of sentiment you just expressed. They live and thrive on hate and jealousy, so no matter how admirable your feelings may be (and they are admirable, don't get me wrong), they simply CANNOT relate to people on "the other side" from them in the way you'd like to see them and us do.

We could do it, because we're on the side of the Righteous, but they couldn't.

They'd shake your hand, then spit on you the moment your back was turned. Believe me.

Redstone

[WildEyedLiberal]

14. Amen

These fuckers were just two days ago gleefully comparing Democrats to terrorists - I'll make nice with them when Hell freezes over. They are wannabe fascist brownshirt thugs and they can burn in a hell of their own making. Fuck them - I have nothing but contempt and hate for them.

[Redstone]

17. Yes, let us NEVER forget when bushyboy said that a vote for dems is a vote for

"the terrorists."

Fuck 'em, and the horse they rode in on. There's NO reason to make nice.

Redstone

[Blue Diadem]

15. I love it Redstone!

Tee hee giggle *snort* :rofl:

[Blue State Blues]

19. If you've got olives,

better to just save them for the victory party martinis. the lunatic fringe neither wants nor deserves peacemaking overtures.

Real conservatives (the ones who believe in the constitution rather than fascism) could benefit from some gentle nudges to see the error of their ways. From election results, it looks like many of them have already seen the error of confusing their beliefs with the Bushies' agenda.