Dear DU friends, I implore you:

[crim son]

Tell me how I can get my hands on this fellow:

[johnnie]

1. Ummmm

OK. I would at least try if I new what was going on. :)

[crim son]

2. I've fixed the link. Check it out and work your magic,

johnnie. I'm feeling kinda hungry tonight :evilgrin:

[johnnie]

15. I'll see what I can do

I haven't talked to him in a while though. We had a bit of an argument last week and I dumped some vanilla ice cream on his head and he took off. Seems he hasn't bathed since then though.

[crim son]

19. What the hell were you thinking!

Have you no consideration for me????? LOL.

[TOhioLiberal]

3. Damn!

he sure is nice looking...who is he?

[crim son]

5. Self delete.

Old age tremor causing double posts as usual.

[crim son]

6. He's James Marsters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

At age 43, he is my first full-blown celebrity crush. (I'm 43; for all I know he's 28, not that it matters in my fantasy).

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. He's 44

Just sayin'....

[crim son]

13. I just felt a surge of energy through my loins.

:rofl: Okay, you've GOT to laugh at that!! :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. LOL!

Oh good lord. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[crim son]

20. It would make me laugh too,

if it didn't make me cry... :rofl:

[hfojvt]

46. so am I

just sayin'.
I think crim son is even older :hide: or not that much younger.

[TOhioLiberal]

18. Is it something about being in your 40's?

I'm having my first celebrity crush and I'm 44.
it's this guy:


Hubba hubba!

[crim son]

21. Oh damn, well he's number two on my list.

I do think it has something to do with the female mid-life crisis. But as I've often said, just because there's a popular term for it doesn't make it less real :)

[TOhioLiberal]

30. in a totally unrelated development...

...(yeah right!) my dreams have become *ahem* racier...:blush:

[crim son]

31. I'm not kidding when I say I have a crush.

My lust for this man engangers all men withing a thirty-mile radius of Bangor! Okay, maybe not all men, but those relatively fit and employed, lol.

Racier, huh? Details?

[TOhioLiberal]

36. Details?

:blush: Celebrities, guys I've seen on the street, people I've worked with...doing the horizontal mambo with me. I'm such a dream slvt! Not all at once...I'm not that bad!

[crim son]

39. Hmmm. I'm not there.

That is, I have an awful lot of dreams where I get close and then am rejected. I've been having those dreams for almost two decades. Late events have ensured that they never stop, (bitter) lol.

I think we are prisoners of our biology, our hormones. Our bodies and minds are begging us to reproduce, please, just this one more time. I get sort of melancholy to think how many lovely, thoughtful, earnest women there are out there, my age and so cheerfully looking for something to fulfill our needs... and the men are looking at the cute but empty-headed twenty-yr-olds. As a parent, I love those young women. As a woman I say, "Are you mad? Here I am, right HERE!" As I said, a prisoner of my biology.

[VeggieTart]

23. I've been having celebrity crushes since I hit puberty.

I never really stopped, but they do change every few months. That bleach thing Marsden has going on with his hair has GOT to go. Ick. Ick.

[crim son]

25. You must be either older or younger than I am.

In college, I dated a guy with that hair. He also wore eyeliner and I thought he was hot! These days, I'm flexible in my preferences and probably influenced in my adoration of Marsters by the character he plays on Buffy.

[ThomCat]

4. I hope he's gay!

And if he is, I have Dibs! :7

:hi:

[crim son]

7. Thom, you already have all the hot/sweet guys on your team.

Leave a couple for the rest of us, will ya! Or, maybe we could share? Separate rooms, of course :)

[ThomCat]

14. I get him on weekeds and you have him all week?

I work such horrible hours I'm never home during the week. So you can have him 5 days if I get the other two. :P

And, while you are right that "we" have many of the hot/sweet guys, "I" don't. :cry: So if I can't have JM at least two days a week I'm going to pout!

[crim son]

22. Oh, sweetie, I hate to have you beg and pout!

Since I'm not employed right now, I'll agree to your terms. You can have him all weekends except holidays which you and I will have to negotiate. I can make good use of the workdays.

You must realize how well I like you, because I'm giving you Saturday nights! Treat him gently.

[ThomCat]

26. Treat him gently?

I'm going to bounce him on the bed so often and so hard... Well, let's not get this thread locked. :9

[crim son]

27. He ain't going to be able to walk by the time I'm done with him honey.

Oh dear. I think I really need to flirt or something. I need to work off this energy! :7

[survivor999]

8. With that jaw, he's gonna look pretty grotesque

as soon as he ages a bit. You'll see...

[crim son]

10. Oh, you're right. Forget it.

:sarcasm: Are you SHITTING ME?????

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I'll tell you, if you can tell *me* how I can get hands on *this* guy...

:shrug:

[crim son]

12. LOL. Maybe we can set some kind of trap.

I don't think I've ever been as worked up about anybody unattainable before. I'm willing to do what it takes :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Well, there's always stalking.

gray and I have pretty much found that to be our best bet.



Did you know that James has been guest staring the show Smallville?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0551346/

[crim son]

24. No I didn't.

I've never seen the show and don't believe that I even get it (no cable). I live in a small and gloomy world. *sigh*

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Awwww. Well, there's always YouTube!

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Marsters+smallville&search=Search

:7

Oh, this is good. Noting to do with Smallville, but it's still good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX6DjRUMulE


And all of these
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=James+Marsters&search=Search


I'm sorry, I have a bad habit of feeding obsessions, just ask gray. :o

[crim son]

29. You seriously deserve to be punished. I just watched him

sing. I will now move onto the other links. How I suffer, you feeder of obsessions!

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. I know, it's a horrible habit.

But just think what it's like to *be* me, I should be pitied, not punished. :rofl:

[crim son]

33. Oh yeah, you wench.

My heart bleeds for you!

Seriously, how can we get our hands on these men? My daughter just told me to "take my meds" and handed me my drink; but her male friend agreed that I might have a chance, after a facelift, buttlift and breast implants. The little bugger (no, he's like a third son to me). :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Mwhahahaha.

Yes, yes poor me. :cry: :rofl:



I'm watching the Craig Kilborn interview, he's quite charming. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJEtmh6awWI



I do miss Buffy, Spike was such a great character.

[crim son]

35. My daughter works at a very elite local bookstore.

He boss kisses her ass in a way which worries me. Anyhow, she's been getting, one by one, each year of the Buffy chronicles on DVD from him. I have in my dvd driver right now the very last disc and I'm on the very last show. I don't want to watch it because then it'll be over. I was telling my STBE husband tonight that, for some reasons, the issues on Buffy have been very pertinent for the last few months and I'll be sorry to see the end of it all.

Now I'll watch your link. Kilborn has the Scottish accent and since I've seriously considered looking for my future man in Scotland (because of the accent alone) I know I'll enjoy it... -Lisa

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. The Last episode of Buffy ever?

Oh shit, you're gonna bawl. :o :hug:

[crim son]

38. So I've been told.

I think I'll wait to watch it until tomorrow. Almost every Buffy makes me bawl. I'm pathetic that way.

[TheBaldyMan]

40. try wearing slutty clothes and hang around the Hellmouth.

it worked for Buffy.

[crim son]

41. I am so laughing out loud at that.

I believe I'm living in the hellmouth right this moment... no sign of him. The slutty clothes I may have to purchase. My best girlfriend tells me that I must dress "age appropriately". I try!

[WCGreen]

42. From the looks of things....

I think you have the wrong equipment...

[crim son]

43. Oh Chris, don't say that.

And besides, you'd be surprised. I am strangely attractive to gay people of both genders. Always have been, and I am flattered.

[WCGreen]

44. I suppose I would be too...

However, he is just not my type....

[crim son]

45. But you have SO rained on my parade.

Not that I didn't notice that all the pics of him I've found show him solo and not on the arm of any females other than castmates. Ah well, I will survive!