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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 10:48 PM
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So Robert Gates
is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hi:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-08-06 10:50 PM
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1. Ah, damn, that was brilliant!
:toast:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 03:30 AM
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2. word
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 03:36 AM
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3. ....
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gr8dane_daddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 03:41 AM
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4. This is the school he's coming from....
I present, the Aggies:

http://www.jcdenton40.com/aggy-nutsqueezing.wmv
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 03:41 AM
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5. i don't get it
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 08:21 PM
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6. kick for the evening crowd
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 08:22 PM
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7. I just knew it!
But I had to look anyway.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 08:22 PM
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8. How do you unkick a post?
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 08:54 PM
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9. I hate you.
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