The Right Was Right !! LMFAO!! WooHoo!!

[Breeze54]

http://www.rightwasright.us/



Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control
one or possibly both houses of Congress,
there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along.

Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress: :evilgrin:

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

9. All taxes to be tripled

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

11. On-demand welfare

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

18. God to be mocked roundly

19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

22. Texas returned to Mexico

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

Please address comments to rightwasright (at) gmail (dot) com

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[ZombieNixon]

1. I would like to state...

that I am largely in favor of item 22. :P

[struggle4progress]

7. Maybe we could trade Texas for Oaxaca

[Robb]

20. Or a case of scotch

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Tofurkey?

:puke:

[Breeze54]

3. Hey?

Don't knock it until you try it!! :rofl:

:woohoo: We :kick: ass!!!! :woohoo:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I have...

It's not that bad; but they should just call it something else; because it doesn't taste anything like any turkey I ever ate...

[LeftyMom]

11. Trust me, y'all ain't missing much on that one.

It's not that bad, but it's not that good. Tofurkey gravy rocks, but tofurkey's a bit bland. Not bad, just nothing to write home about. I hear UnTurkey is a better option for those who want something that resembles baked turkey corpse, but I haven't tried it because I really don't want that.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. I once tried making spaghetti sauce with tofu burger meat

and I didn't tell the rest of the family about it.

Mr GoG's comment was, "What did you do? Put that vegetarian crap in here?" :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. UnTurkey is much better. I think Tofurky is gross.

[BarenakedLady]

25. I prefer Quorn brand

It comes in different varieties, but for T-day, I'm making the roast version.

http://www.quorn.us//cmpage.aspx?pageid=462&productid=146

[Breeze54]

4. This one just makes me laugh!

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

[SeattleGirl]

5. Priceless!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

6. Land of the French? You mean like Quebec?

General Montcalm, your table is ready... B-)


:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

8. And I am so sorry, General. We no longer carry Freedom Fries

:rofl:

[crim son]

9. It's late and I'm getting tired, but I have bookmarked this

thread because I believe the Manifesto needs to make the rounds. Thank you!

[Breeze54]

10. You're quite welcome!

;) Get some rest! It's been a looooong twelve years!!

And the last six have been the hardest....

:toast:

:kick:

[TheBaldyMan]

12. I love the smell of burning flags in the morning ...

it smells like victory.

[Breeze54]

15. Heehaw!! LOL!

:rofl:

[lildreamer316]

16. I'll take #24.

I think.

[Lady Freedom]

17. Hey now #13 is a good idea!And my Mom loves Tofurkey for fondue.

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

[rug]

18. 26. The Cat to replace the Bald Eagle.

[regularguy]

19. Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day! LOL! N/T

[progressoid]

22. BIG K&R!! 'Monkey Ancestors Day'.....that's perfect!

[underpants]

23. Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

:party:

[swimboy]

28. Cherished traditions

when the whole family gets together in a circle and picks small insects off one another.

Good times. Good times.

[YankeyMCC]

24. Hey I support numbers:

10, 13, 23 and 24

;)

[NewJeffCT]

26. A few amendments

4a) Citizenship to all who want it - no waiting.

6a) Baghdad Bob to be Press Secretary.

9a) Any corporate profits must be donated to charity.

9b) Energy industries are nationalized, with gas to be rationed to encourage energy independence.

18a) Hotels required to replace Bibles with either the Koran or the Necronomicon.

[bertha katzenengel]

27. # 16: Soylent Green! and # 24: All for it! Seriesly!

:rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

30. Soylent Green wasn't fiction, baby!

it was proper instructions!!!:silly: :scared: :donut:

[Blue_Tires]

29. hmmmm---i'm down with 1, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 22, and 24

implement those first!:crazy: :crazy: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: