Serious question for those who care about their fellow human beings:

[crim son]

Should I have one more small drink? I barely have a buzz and I'm having a good time with Starbucks Anarchist, even though he's confessed that he's hot for Kevin Federline. ???? Whaddya think?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. LMAO! Take that back!

You know I loves the ladies! :evilgrin:

[crim son]

2. Really, I don't know!

I think you could go either way... :evilgrin: :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

Yeah, either straight women or lesbians!

:D

[crim son]

11. That's my good lad.

I knew I was fond of you!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. And K-Fed!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. STARBUCKS ANARCHIST IS HOT FOR K-FED?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S HUGH!!!?!!1!! I"M SERIES!!!1!!1!

Definitely have another drink.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Stuff it, freeper!

:rofl:

Crim son is fucking hammered! :rofl:

[crim son]

8. Au contraire!

I am so not hammered yet! But since haruka has given me the go-ahead, I will proceed to the kitchen. Talk to me in twenty minutes and you'll see hammered...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. But I have to go to sleep!

Hopefully, I'll have time in the morning to respond. :hi:

[crim son]

15. Sleep well!

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Hey, it's totally fine for you to have a same-sex crush. I have an opposite-sex crush on Johnny Depp

It's nothing to be ashamed of, except for the fact that it's K-Fed!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. Stop saying that, dammit!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Starbucks Anarchist & K-Fed sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. Haruka and Santorum sitting in a tree...

You know I had to get back at you! :evilgrin: :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Now that's low!

:rofl:

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

When you mess with Starbucks Anarchist, you call down the thunder!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. You mess with the bull, you get the horns!

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. BAM!

:D

[Random_Australian]

39. Dammit! Don't spell in front of me! What's she saying!

K-I-S.... cooking?

[crim son]

41. Random, I've been meaning to tell you

I saw your photo posted a while back. I've always wanted to put a face to your name and now I can. Thanks!

[Random_Australian]

45. Someone wanted photos of me? Here, have a bunch!

And the classic pic that started it all:


:)

[crim son]

47. Oh, yay!

Those are fine photos! What's up w/the headphones in the second-to-last one?

You're a cutie!

[crim son]

23. No joke. Depp I get. Federline, now

that's another story.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Yeah, seriously. Johnny is for everyone. Male or female. Gay or straight.

[crim son]

31. Stop it now. I mean it.

Between you, Depp, Marstars, S Anarchist and Federline, I'm all wobbly and out of control!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

36. And that's different than normal, how?

:P

[crim son]

37. You got me there.

I'm confused in every way possible. That's what makes me a joy to be around :P

[crim son]

7. I was gonna ask you, but I couldn't find you!

Off I toddle, to pour.

Poor SA; he's in HUGE denial.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Yeah, I've been laying low.

I am around, though. Reading...

*cue creepy music*

[crim son]

19. You are so freaking weird.

I like the music though. And lo, another drink appears! Alas, the grapefruit juice is gone but a screwdriver w/rubyred flavored vodka will no doubt accomplish the same end. :toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Not freaking weird, just freaking smart.

And I'm sure the drink will accomplish the same end.

I'm actually just drinking a can of Starbucks Iced Coffee. Boring and out of character, I know.

[crim son]

35. But it might explain your irregular wit.

:rofl:

I know you're smart as hell. Otherwise I'd ignore you like I do so most everybody else.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Quote. Of. The. Day.

:rofl:

[crim son]

40. Maybe I have my smart moments too.

But I know you're just being mean...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. How was I being mean there?

:shrug:

[crim son]

43. In no way.

I believe I was momentarily affected by the lyrics to OK Go's "Get Over It".

Crap, it's really hard to play headgames online. Ya know?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. Yeah, I know.

Once again, my sense of humor works much better verbally, except to my mother, but she's just an idiot.

[crim son]

48. I do tend to misread jokes online.

As you know! :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. Yes, I am well aware of that.

:rofl:

[crim son]

50. You...

Meh. I let it all hang out, and there's a lot of ugly and embarrassing stuff to display. :shrug:

I was going to add, on edit, that sometimes I wish you were less sharp and more... pliable. But I wouldn't have meant it!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. Imagine how sharp I would be if I wasn't posting under the influence most late nights.

Tonight, I'm just caffeinated though.

:D

[crim son]

52. I have considered that prospect.

It's daunting. Me, I am a great admirer of wit but have none myself. Somebody has to appreciate genius, no? That'd be me!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. Yes, we do need people to appreciate genius.

Otherwise, what's the point of having it?

[crim son]

55. LOL.

Indeed. And might I add that modesty, even in jest, becomes you. :rofl:

[Kutjara]

5. Definitely not.

There's no point in having one more small drink when many large drinks are so much better. If alcohol was meant to be consumed in moderation, bottle caps wouldn't be so easy to lose.

[crim son]

9. I appreciate your perspective Kutjara

and will bear it in mind!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Background info for what Crim son is talking about:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5816368#5819002

That drunk liar! :rofl:

[crim son]

21. Oh, I am seriously sorry. I sense a bit of paranoia

on your part and for that I apologize.

Nobody here has any doubt about your particular inclinations. AND I am not even barely buzzed, for the record. I am just in a wonderful mood, which hasn't been the case for months but no doubt will be in the months to come. Just you watch. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. LOL, no, that's not why I posted it.

I just thought context would be helpful for people who missed our other conversation. I'm actually flattered there's a thread about me. :hi:

[crim son]

27. I know it.

:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. I'd only be paranoid if you said I liked his music.

:puke: :rofl:

[crim son]

33. I'm afraid I'm not as cultured as you are; I've never heard it.

But I'm a HUGE fan of the sculpture of Brittney about to give birth, if that counts!

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. When in doubt, drink!

Or so says I. :P

I'd join you, but I'm a wuss who's going to bed. And damn Lost has screwn up my head. :P

[crim son]

22. Sweet dreams.

You shouldn't watch that show. There's never any satisfaction!

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. But I'm invested in it now.

Whatever the hell that means. :P


Goodnight! :hug:

[crim son]

28. Goodnight!

:hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

54. You drinking with Starbucks Anarchist???

lucky girl!!!! Enjoy it. I would give a lot to be in your place :evilgrin: