I'm a bit confused..

[johnnie]

Do we start eating babies, yankin' stem cells, burning flags, having gay sex in the streets, cloning ourselves, knockin' up the women to practice abortions, doing lunch with bin Laden, kicking troops and taxing taxes now? Or do we have to wait until January?

Please... please... please... tell me we can start now. I'm itchin' to do some democratin'! :woohoo:

[BarenakedLady]

1. I'm game!

:woohoo:

I'm starting on destroying Christmas

[Lady Freedom]

2. Let's wait till January.

Let's show a little more taste than the repuke. If I remember they tried to start the night Al Gore was talked into ( Still say it should have been pushed to the hilt)"admitting defeat".

[johnnie]

10. But I wanna start noowwwwwwww

:cry:

[Lady Freedom]

13. Don't you want to show that we have more class?

We already know we speak better!:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

3. I'm taking applications of who wants to be my wife

I figured I need to do some courtin so I can have my gay marriage sometime in January. But johnnie, if you'd like to knock both of us we promise to have the kids aborted.

:sarcasm:

[BarenakedLady]

4. What are your requirements?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

6. You have to be female and have turned into a Lesbian because...

...of the outcome this past Tuesday.

Abandoning your husband, kids and faith in God will be a major plus in my decision.

And sorta like a Jewish ceremony, instead of breaking the glass at the end of the service we'll burn a flag!

[BarenakedLady]

7. Perfect!

I'll send in my resume post haste!

[johnnie]

9. Sure, I can start knockin' up anytime

The rest of this month is already booked, but I can fit you guys in umm.. early December good?

[BarenakedLady]

12. Works for me

Assuming she accepts my application.

[asthmaticeog]

5. You've got it ALL wrong, man.

It's eating stem cells, having gay sex with Bin Laden, kicking babies, burning the troops, and cloning taxes. We'll still be knockin' up the women, but otherwise, get with the program already. :eyes:

[johnnie]

8. It's friggin' Amazon.com's fault

I ordered the manual a month ago, and it is on backorder. x(

I got it for a good price, they included "The Gay Agenda for Dummies" book with it. :woohoo:

[Haole Girl]

11. I hope Rush doesn't read this thread...

...the humor would make his oxy-laced head explode!

Rush, over here....it's: