So, It's Thursday Morning...Tell us how you've been subjected to Terra

[ScreamingMeemie]

since the Democrats won the Election...

Me? My son refused to pick up his shoes, both my children got into a wrestling match... and they both have half days today...


:scared: :scared: :scared:


Let the reign of terror begin!! :toast:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. I have some terraist strep who have infiltrated my throat

Why didn't we fight it over there in someone else's throat so we don't have to fight it in MY throat?

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. And how can you even leave the house to get throat drops when

it's so dangerous now? :hug: Feel better.

[miss_american_pie]

2. My kids tortured us with sleep deprivation

last night, and then the little one hid my engagement ring this morning.

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. and then I bet he used the coverup of pretending to be your ally...

The terrorists who live with me do that too. :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

3. Yes

My son has a half day today as well. Tomorrow they ALL have off. I'm frightened beyond words.

and I can't find my plastic sheeting and duct tape!!!!!:scared:

I think the cats are planning something as well. They keep staring at me funny and snickering.

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. I used up all my duct tape on election day...

:(

My cat vanished into thin air this morning...so they HAVE to be up to something... I don't know what it is but they're up to something.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. The developmentally challenged Lab we have part-time stepped on my barefeet.

Oh and she nipped my fingers while I was trying to give her a biscuit, because she doesn't know how to gently take food.

Fucking labs are the dumbest dogs on earth.

[Blue Diadem]

6. Awww..they do seem a little slow don't they?

Have you tried saying Niiiicccceeeee, take it niiicceeee in a calm voice before giving her a treat? That's how I begin with my labs, although it took both of them some time before they "got it". I'm still working with my son's lab..she'll take your entire hand in her mouth along with the dog treat.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Yeah, it doesn't really help and she's almost 11, so I think everything is pretty ingrained.

Honestly, I just think they act like retarded puppies. I'm used to Shepherds and Pit Bulls, which are about 1000x smarter, especially German Shepherds. I would never voluntarily own a lab.

[Blue Diadem]

11. They do tend to think they're puppies their entire lives

I'm surprised she's still stepping on feet though. Mine is 2 and still will occasionally but not anywhere near like he did when we first got him.

I've never owned a shephard or pit so I can't compare. My former neighbor had a shephard and a rottie and both of them were very well trained and seemed pretty smart. The rottie used to come over and "knock" at my door to get a dog cookie, then she'd go back home.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Shepherds are smarter than a lot of people.

They're also extremely human-like in their emotions. Pits are pretty smart, sweet dogs, too.

This lab I think has severe ADD or something. Even when you tell her to sit, her whole body will be wriggling. Unless she's sleeping, she never, ever stops moving.

[billyskank]

38. Actually they do - that is quite true

Domestic dogs and cats stay infantile their whole lives. They never grow up. You wouldn't want a proper grown up dog or cat in your home - it would be like a wild animal.

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Not Dumb. Excitable

They actually are very clever at problem solving. That's why they're so commonly used as helper dogs for handicapped adults. Highly trainable, and good at figuring things out from the available facts.

But, they never completely grow up. They stay very puppy-like and remain in that excitable state for pretty much their whole lives.

Once they get their grounding, and can calm back down, they will learn how to do almost anything, and in a big hurry.
The Professor

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Yeah, well I'm a Shepherd person.

Labs are dumb to me. Always will be. She only lives here part time anyway.

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. I prefer Shetland Sheepdogs... They're so smart they've got acting

stupid down pat. I swear she's laughing at me half the time.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. That's because they're a herding dog.

Herding breeds are smart as hell. Personally, they're too small for my tastes, but they're definitely smarter than a lab.

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. When BabyG was little she used to pull him by his overall strap

out of the kitchen. She still has to be there when I tuck him in at night to make sure we do it right and she's brings me his shoes in the morning. We call her his "other mother". MrG grew up with Shelties and there wasn't a dumb one in the bunch. We had a beagle once...I'll just leave that one alone... :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Beagles are fucking dumb and their howl is annoying.

Our German Shepherd Cheyenne would act like a mother to the cats. When they were kittens, she used to carry them around by the scruff. And if the cats did something wrong like scratch on the couch, she would go over and knock them over with her paws and really, really lightly nip them. It was funny. She was more aware of the cats getting in trouble than we were and she knew how to handle the situation. The cats (except for Midnight, who just hates all other animals) used to sleep in the dog crate at night.

[Bunny]

5. Not much terra so far, but I have become a lesbian and I'm planning to marry

some woman at a pagan ceremony. I'm encouraging my two daughters to catch The Gay as well. I went door-to-door in my neighborhood last night and confiscated all my neighbors' guns, too. I'm recruiting illegal aliens too, but so far not too many want to live in Pennsylvania. Next, I'm probably going to go to my local high school and convince all the pregnant girls to get late-term abortions.

I know that doesn't sound like much, but it's only Thursday. I should have this all caught up by the weekend. What are our orders for Monday?

[nickgutierrez]

8. Hm... Monday. Found it!

Pee on the Constitution, and raise everybody's taxes. I think.

(:rofl: Catch The Gay? Genius!)

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. I don't know...

:shrug: We'll have to find and check the agenda I guess. :hi: Bunny!!! :toast: To Democracy!!!

[Kerrytravelers]

49. I think we're suppose to burn some American flags.

And Los Angeles and San Francisco Californians were given the distinct job of spreading our Hollywood and San Francisco values.

Be sure to schedule an appointment with one of us.

[Blue Diadem]

7. The flu terra has hit our house

my granddaughter has it. DH thinks he's getting it and my stomach doesn't feel so good today.

Darn terra..

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Maybe it's...it's...dare I say....

been planted in your house??? :scared: Be safe...be vigilant... use lysol..

[billyskank]

10. The users found a bug in my program!

:cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. They "found" it eh???

Hmmmm...so that's what they're saying...

:hi: :hug:

[gr8dane_daddy]

12. I peed myself.

:scared: So, so skeered.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. It's almost like there's danger lurking around every corner.

We had some people ( I'm sure they were terrorists) walking around our neighborhood posing as Jehovah's last night. We locked the doors, turned out the lights and hid in the panic room. :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Teen Midlo got her license yesterday.

How's that for terrifying?

:scared:

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. totally terrifying...

We're holding off on finishing off our terrorist teen's hours...:scared: She's beginning to get restless.

[reyd reid reed]

15. Ha!

My kids have a WHOLE day off tomorrow. And they bickered and talked all the way through Jeopardy! last night. And continued their ranting into Dancing With the Stars until I came upstairs to watch it.

Then they decided to get 'concerned'...so they followed me up.

And #2 son is bugging me about his permit -- again.

:scared:

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. OMG! Your kids do that too?

I spend the afternoons looking for a space to just sit and be alone in and then they come zipping in like magnets to metal. If I'm in the tiny laundry room one of them is on the freezer and one on the folding table.

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. I ran out of laundry detergent and had to make an extra trip to the

grocery store last night to get some more. :scared: Seems that while I was on my business trip, the terra-ists got into my laundry area and rearranged things as well as stole my detergent. :P

I actually live with the terra-ist, so I need to call Homeland Security so they can "remind" him that it's an act of terra to use up all the detergent.

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. You braved going out???

Wow, I wanna grow up to be just like you.

Your terra-ist must talk to mine, for things like that happen in our house too. :scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

44. They need to compare notes.

:P :rofl: And yes, I mustered the courage to drive two miles to the grocery store after I had driven three hours to get home from my business trip. :patriot: Gotta fight terra wherever I can. :hi:

[azmouse]

17. I was forced to

drink a glass of cognac to celebrate the Dems victory. It was brutal, I tells ya! ...brutal! (heeheehee... giggle)

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. I bet that was tough!

:hug: As long as it was Hennessy you should be okay... V.S.O.P. :thumbsup:

[Gormy Cuss]

19. I have gardening to do.

That's a powerful lot of exposure to Terra.

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. I would leave that for now...

You never know what might be out there... :scared:

[ProfessorGAC]

21. My Back Right Tire Was Low On Air This Morning

Damn liberals! Had to use the hand pump and it took 20 pumps or so. Now, i'm really scared of the terrorists, and the democrats did nothing to prevent it.
The Professor

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. I bet it's all Clinton's fault...or maybe Pelosi...

Darned uppity people.

[querelle]

34. My Neighbor's Terra Cat

Sprayed my basement window this morning. Oh the humanity!

Q

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Take cover!!!

:scared:

[bridgit]

39. here's what i learned, Bush will continue to pull the wings off butterflies...

so long as he is allowed & enabled to do so...i could finally see it in his eyes, he knows his party is not as happy as it was :cry: :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

43. Woohoo!!!

:woohoo: :hi:

[slj0101]

45. My cat left a dirty bomb in his litter box.

:scared:

[ScreamingMeemie]

46. Call Hazmat!!!

:scared:

[crim son]

47. My gawd, it's been horrible.

I had two extra teenagers for dinner last night and one didn't finish his soup!!! Then, the whole bunch of 'em watched cheesy comedy movies until around midnight, at which time they - get this - paraded into the kitchen and made chocolate cupcakes!!! I'm lucky to be here to report it, I tell ya. :wow:

[querelle]

50. Cupcakes!!!!!?????!!!!

Report those juvenile delinquents to the NSA immediately! America will be safer with those seditious traitors behind bars. The sooner the better. Cupcakes........sheesh........can it get any worse? I heard that cupcakes are the gateway drug to heroin.

Sucks to be you..........

Q

[av8rdave]

48. I can top you all

I woke up with a 50 year old!*



*Mrs. av8rdave's birthday

[crim son]

51. Awww, that's not terra, that's cute!

Give her a happy birthday hug from me!

[av8rdave]

52. I'll do that...thanks

[tigereye]

53. missed phone calls?

two CMU students here ( of Eastern Indian or Mideast descent) made the mistake of trying to climb over the fence of Heinz Field the night before our latest routing, for some vid prank. They were in jail for 4 days. Big mistake.

;)

are you less grumpy now, Mrs. G? :bounce:

[LaraMN]

54. JackMN has a snotty nose (AGAIN) and wants to sniff my hair

(the hair sniffing is a weird comfort thing he's been doing for weeks. If I get upset, he grabs a fistful and tries to make me sniff my own hair.)


His snot + my hair= terra.