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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 12:06 PM Original message |
Man Tries To Launch Firework Out His Ass - Hospitalized |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. Oh, sweet Lord. Some people. And the Darwin Awards folks better be |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 07:33 PM Response to Reply #1 |
63. My favorite Darwin awards story (particularly for sci/tech geeks) ... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
2. Matcom, I know you were happy you could finally marry your box turtle |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
3. What did he do? |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 02:06 AM Response to Reply #3 |
60. well he's a Geordie so ... it's a toss up. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
4. Can we say.... |
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QMPMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:52 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Well, somehow I don't think he has one of those any more! n/t |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. He has one.... |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 04:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
24. He ripped himself a new one!! |
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Left Brain (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 08:22 PM Response to Reply #24 |
40. Hmmm... |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 02:07 AM Response to Reply #8 |
61. as we say in Britain - he'll have an arse like a Clown's Pocket |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. you talked him into this, didn't you matcom? |
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DrDan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. glad to see there are Republicans in the UK |
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LuLu550 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. Please do not try this at home! |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
9. no way, you mean that's not safe!!??!? |
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Montauk6 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
10. Are we taking bets on a lawsuit against the Black Cat company? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:22 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Perhaps they need the type of warnings my Lunesta has |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 07:59 PM Response to Reply #14 |
36. "what dumb fuck would do that?" |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 08:06 PM Response to Reply #14 |
37. Probably the same dumbfuck |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:28 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. Count on it... |
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Montauk6 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:35 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. You're laughin', Hand, but it's sad and true... |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:40 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. If I laugh, 'tis only that I do not weep. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 07:47 PM Response to Reply #22 |
35. My fave (may be apocryphal) |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. Sounds completely credible. nt |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:54 PM Response to Reply #42 |
48. It does, doesn't it. |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 07:37 PM Response to Reply #10 |
65. Unlikely, it's England. The sytem there requires the loser pays |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
11. So DS1's keeping out of trouble, alright... |
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grizmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
12. oh..... my..... god |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
15. You can have my fireworks when you pull it from my cold, dead |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
16. "I'm a rocket man..." |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
18. was it Rumsfeld? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
20. A scorched colon, ouch!!! |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:54 PM Response to Reply #20 |
47. Scorched colon...now I bet that's a unique smell. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
21. This gives new meaning to the term "JackASS"... |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 04:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Or the phrase |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
23. But how much was he drinking!?!?! And what frat does he belong to? |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
25. OMG, what an idiot!! Talk about an explosive dump... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
27. This doesn't even qualify for "natural selection"! |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
28. Notice that Matcom doesn't even bother denying that he had anything to do with it |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 05:45 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. "I double-dog dared him!" |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
29. That fool will be lucky |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
31. Oughta be a clinical name fer this: "auto-rocketic ass fixia" or sumthin |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 06:23 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Some ER doc has a guaranteed Journal of British Medicine |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 07:24 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Yeah, but it will have a boring title: "Post-Surgery Infection Managemert |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 07:28 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. True, but s/he could subtitle it |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
38. I think we may have just found the legendary "Fifth Bush Boy"...nm |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 09:34 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. That's a keeper. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
39. Definately a future Darwin Award contender! |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:31 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. His last words... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 09:56 AM Response to Reply #43 |
62. or they could have been.... |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
44. he did it to impress the chicks! |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:39 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Oh that's right. Always blame the women. |
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gardenista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
45. Well, good think he didn't have chili for dinner. Could have been worse. |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
49. "Bored" and "Out of Beer"-always a dangerous combination. |
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Dude_CalmDown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
50. OK - you have to see this video |
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Scooter24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
51. Check this vid out... |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
52. K & R |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 11:55 PM Response to Original message |
53. what an idiot |
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DBoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 12:54 AM Response to Original message |
54. But most important of all |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 12:57 AM Response to Original message |
55. I want a ruling from Snopes.com on this. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 01:03 AM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Who needs snopes on this - here is a video of similar act |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 01:22 AM Response to Reply #56 |
58. Yeee! shoulda taken your word for it... |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
57. Oh wow, Deja BOOM! |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 01:39 AM Response to Original message |
59. It's nature's way of stopping idiots from reproducing. |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
64. Now with picture goodness |
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Cerridwen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-10-06 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
66. Well, at least he left the neighborhood frogs alone...n/t |
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4morewars (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-11-06 12:33 AM Response to Original message |
67. If I were to stick a rocket up my ass, |
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