My liberal homosexual agenda is destroying the fabric of YOUR country! HA HA!!

[flvegan]

At least, that's what someone in the paper this morning said. :shrug:

Chime in if your agenda (regardless of the sexual orientation of said agenda) is doing the same.

[BarenakedLady]

1. My agenda includes

Everyone must become a naked vegetarian and serve all my needs and all the needs of the needy. So far I have no takers. :-(

[ThomCat]

18. Except for that part about you being the only one

getting served, I like your agenda a lot. Naked Vegetarians are hot!

[Phillycat]

2. I've had three abortions already today!

I'd like to grab another one quick, but I'm still stirring this batch of meth...

[ZombieNixon]

7. Heh...I've had five. And I'm a guy!

:P

[youthere]

25. What a coincidence...

I'm hosting an "Abortion, Meth and Satan Soiree" this weekend...you simply MUST attend.

[anarch]

3. my agenda is slowly but surely destroying the fabric

of several articles of my clothing. Inasmuch as I have "do laundry" on said agenda, and my clothes get a little more threadbare every time I wash them.

[Kutjara]

4. I've been working on my...

..."Supermodels catering to my every whim" agenda but, so far, it hasn't been conspicuously successful. Still, with a bit of fine tuning...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Pretty much.

That's definitely my goal. Well that and stuff I'm not allowed to mention on DU.

[terrya]

6. We homos want to have our marriages legally recognized.

Need I say more?

[av8rdave]

10. You do understand, of course,

that if same sex marriages become legal, all of our opposite sex marriages will instantly fail, our offspring will "choose" to be gay, and society as we know it will collapse almost instantly.

[terrya]

11. Well, of course. We're selfish, evil people.

Oh, we know all of that will happen.

[Crazy Dave]

17. What about making adoptions easier for gay couples?

So that they can indoctrinate the kids and make them gay too. I thought that was high up on the list of priorities.

[ThomCat]

19. Don't forget the mandatory public orgies!

How else are we going to indoctrinate everyone's kids? :shrug:

[Throckmorton]

8. Excessive Masturbation

coupled with the use of sausages, we must have sausages.

[TheBaldyMan]

28. theres too many kittens anyway

[Fleshdancer]

9. When did the feminist agenda STOP destroying the country btw??

You damn homosexuals and your successful agendas. What about us feminists? Our agenda brought fear to the masses but now YOUR agenda gets all the attention? NOT COOL! x(

Maybe if we start giving away appliances too, the fear will pick up a little. :shrug:

[miss_american_pie]

14. Forget toasters

Nothing scares fundies and right-wingers like a woman with a BOB. :hi:

[youthere]

26. The GAY AGENDA is stealing the thunder of the FEMINIST AGENDA

[LaraMN]

12. Not as much as my liberal agnostic agenda!!

I am going to see to it that all churches be rebuilt out of Saltines and Vegemite!

[flvegan]

13. You're going to have bird problems.

Well...you are.

[RubyDuby in GA]

15. Insidious Liberal Agenda

I have a bumper sticker that says Doing My Part to Advance the Insidious Liberal Agenda.

:)

[Bullwinkle925]

16. Damn - and all the while I thought it was the nasty, fear-mongering

Right-Wing NeoCons who were responsible.

'Bout time you fessed up.

[Deep13]

20. Damn. Not again.

I just got that fabric back from the dry cleaners too.

[Guava Jelly]

21. Just reading this thread has done turnt me gay!

Damn!!
Just when i thought i was straight again

[Deep13]

24. You're hughly screwn. I'm series.

[Courtesy Flush]

22. My atheist agenda isn't making me any friends.

But back to your homosexual agenda for a second...

Maybe I'm pointing out the obvious, but have you noticed that the very people who accuse you of forcing your lifestyle on them are the ones who pressure politicians into passing laws based on THEIR religious beliefs -- and the very ones who murdered and tortured anybody who didn't believe what they were told to believe -- who conquered nations for the sole purpose of forcing a religion on them?

But YOU'RE the one forcing his lifestyle on people!!! Ya gotta love hypocrisy.

[LeftyMom]

23. I'm renting a bus and running a shuttle service from Tijuana.

Oh, and I'm going to take all those cammo-wearing gun-toting freep spawn and make badass little non-violent, hemp shoe wearing sprout eaters out of 'em.

[youthere]

29. and don't forget to make them recycle while you're at it...

they hate that.

[TheBaldyMan]

27. Project X procedes apace - BWAH HA HA HA!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

30. I'm a dirty neo-hippie jazzer writer PEEAHNUST feminist nontheist under age 18.

Oh my!

:wow:

:D

[flvegan]

31. You're, like, the ENTIRE Axis of Evil

I'm impressed!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

32. Whoops, I forgot to add "writer."

Dang, I'm bad.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. The best fabric for a country

is one that is stretchy.

[tigereye]

34. yeah, all 60% of the country has that agenda

right.

My agenda of wanting real democracy and actual checks and balances on government?

They need to realize, it's over, even some of the fundies voted Dem this time.

[DBoon]

35. the homosexual agenda WILL destroy this country

If all those conservative god-fearing white men actually bathed and dressed well, the terrorists will win!

Show tunes have secret terrorist messages!

Cosmopolitans contain deadly nerve-damaging agents!