I went to the Christmas Tree Shop today....with my husband.

[zanne]

I've been trying to get him to go with me for over ten years. Today was the day. We walked in the doors and I noticed he wasn't walking beside me. I turned around, and there he was, standing near the doorway. I asked him if he was coming and he said "Where is it"? I said "Where is what"? Now get this; he said "Where is whatever you came here to buy"? OMG! I tried to explain to him that the whole reason for shopping there was to explore every aisle slowly and carefully, spending about two hours looking at trinkets and walking out with about 10 bags.
What a waste of a trip to the Christmas Tree Shop. We were in and out of there in about 30 minutes. Crap.