Who here likes chewing gum a lot?

[Jamastiene]

I wonder who would steal $197.68 worth of chewing gum from a convenience store?

Local man punched, has phone stolen
By Tom MacCallum/Richmond County Daily Journal
Thursday, November 9, 2006 12:51 AM EST

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"Chewing gum valued at $197.68 was stolen from a convenience store on East Broad Avenue, Rockingham."
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I shit you not. Read more here:
http://www.yourdailyjournal.com/articles/2006/11/09/news/news01.txt

[AntiWarPoster]

1. The gum manufacturers are making excessive profits

Some people are having to resort to stealing to get the gum that they need.

[Jamastiene]

2. Wow, just wow.

That gum fix must be something to behold.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. I bite my cheek too much to like it very much...

:hi:

[billyskank]

4. Owww I do that too.

And don't you hate it when you bite it for the first time in a while - because you know that makes it much more likely that you will bite it again soon?

x(

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Yes!!! So then I spit it out and vow to never chew again...

I just did that today. :(

[Jamastiene]

7. I tend to get a headache when I chew gum for too long.

There is none that I have found that has lasted very long though. :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. I'm usually done by the half hour mark.

Suckers are my thing for some reason. :hi:

[nosillies]

9. That's why flip-floppers like me love Blow Pops

Best of both worlds.

[Jamastiene]

10. I'm usually done in 10 to 15 minutes tops.

That might be why gum is such a rare treat for me. Every once in a while, I will buy one of those big bags of the Double Bubble bubble gum. That is like maybe every year or so. That's about it.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. Someone who doesn't own a toothbrush?

I just use it to clean up my mouth after eating, if I can't brush my teeth.

How very strange.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. People who chew gum should be the first against the wall.

The revolution started yesterday, but I'm still seeing the same old gum chewing fucking cows all over town.

[Deja Q]

12. I like to swallow gum; spitting is so undignified...

That's a lot of gum for nearly $200 too... :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

13. Do you match the cartoon of

the dog after swallowing it? You know the one where the dog has a bubble butt? :rofl: