Could someone please politely tell my dog to shut up?

[Shell Beau]

Seriously, she has a shrill of a bark and constantly barks when the other 2 are having a good ole time playing!!! It is driving me nuts!!!!!!!!!!!! Good thing I love her so!

[bigwillq]

1. STFU doggy!

:P :)

[Shell Beau]

2. Politely I said!!!

:P

I tried that one already!!

[bigwillq]

4. Give the doggy a treat.

That might work.

[Shell Beau]

14. Please! She is queen bee! She thinks treats

are owed to her!

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. I will if you tell mine to...

:rofl: Sounds just like our dog Vicki. :eyes: She has the loudest bark of any dog we've ever had, and she uses it all the time.

[Hugin]

5. Shell Beau!!!!!!

:hi:

Down doggie... and HUSH! :D

LTNC!

[Shell Beau]

8. Hello!! Long time no see!!

:) :hi:

[ohiosmith]

6. shush

[Shell Beau]

She would bark and growl more!

If only I were kidding!!

[idgiehkt]

7. I know. My bunny wouldn't stop thumping the other night.

I don't know how you convince them to stop doing stuff like this that they enjoy so much. I have one dog that barks if I pet the other one, and the only way to get him to stop is to pet him, thus he wins and the other dog loses. With the Bunny, it was the middle of the night, and they do this really loud thump with their feet. He was doing it about every 10-15 seconds, giving me just enough time to doze off before he'd do it again and I'd jump out of my skin. It's LOUD, too, it sounds like someone just dropped a heavy book on the floor, and he was under my bed when he was doing it. So I'd fall asleep again, and then BOOM!, he'd thump again and I'd practically levitate from the noise. I couldn't catch him cause I'd have to chase him around the room and I'd never catch him if he didn't want to be caught.

[Shell Beau]

12. Ha!! Good thing we love them!

I've been shutting my doggie door at night when we sleep because one of my other dogs barks like crazy at anything. A falling leaf deserves a loooong bark. A car drives by, the whole neighborhood is up!! :shrug:

[LSK]

9. hi shell!!!

Are you working late or something?

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

10. Oh hell no!! I finally got a new computer at my house!!

:woohoo:

:hi:

[LSK]

11. its about time! now you can enjoy GD meltdowns more frequently!

:scared:

[Shell Beau]

13. Yeah! You know me and GD!!

:P

Stay far far away from that scary place!

[LSK]

15. yeah, you hang out in safe places like the religion forum

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

16. Yeah!! I will never learn!

:rofl:

[martymar64]

17. Doggy, kindly shut your pie hole

or should that be kibble hole?

[Wcross]

18. Every time you bark, God kills a little baby.............

Works every time!

[Shell Beau]

21. Ok, so she might actually like that!

:o

Not a big kid type of dog!

[Left Brain]

19. Dear Shel's Doggie:

woof, woof,
woof-de-woof
de-woof-woof.
grrrrr.

There ya go. Should do the trick.

Cripes, we have a dachshund and his barking can be soooo annoying. I feel for ya.

[barb162]

20. shhhhhhh!!

[Zomby Woof]

22. It's not the barking I mind

In when she poops on my lawn and YOU don't clean it up! x(

[DBoon]

23. look over there - a squirrel!

that might keep her quit for a bit