DU Ladies: Don't solicit my affections! It's a trick!

[Colin Ex]

You'll be sorry you did!

-C

[leftist_rebel1569]

1. why would they?

lol...i'm kidding

congrats on 1111 posts, however...

[Colin Ex]

2. Exactly.

Thanks for tha props, too. Didn't realize I was at 1111 (1112, now).

-C

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

3. I'm sorry

I can't solicit any affection from a guy who wears a smaller size skirt than I do, dammit! :D

[leftist_rebel1569]

5. lol...nice sig line

where did you get the graphic from?

Edit: Wait...I prolly wear a smaller size skirt too...DAMMIT! (lol j/k)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

9. www.ready.gov

Haven't you seen it? It's hilarious, Ashcroft put it up a few months ago.

on edit: well i'm normal sized and you two are obviously not, what can I say? :D

[Colin Ex]

6. Touche, touche. nt

[ChickMagic]

4. Ah luvs yew!!!!

I'm a rebel.

[Colin Ex]

7. Oh yeah?

C'mere a minute.

(As always, bonus points if you can guess the allusion.)

-C

[cherryperry]

8. Reverse psychology, eh?

Why will I be sorry if I do?

[Colin Ex]

10. Because... uh... WHAPSH!

WHAPSH! Fear the whip noises.

-C

[cherryperry]

15. You're all bark and no bite!

Come on, play nice :loveya: :kick: !

[short bus president]

11. so is this

an invitation for the DU guys to solicit you? I'm not exactly into that sort of thing, mind you, but from the number of DUers I've seen with the term "bear" in their usernames, you should have no shortage of replies...

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[Colin Ex]

12. Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Well, I highly doubt most of them are THAT desperate... :-) It wasn't meant to be that, it was more of a friendly warning To The Ladies.

But hey.

-c

[short bus president]

13. someone your age

should still be hanging out the "you must be this tall to ride" sign, not issuing dire warnings to keep the ladies at bay!

[Colin Ex]

14. Whaaaaa?

And what's THAT supposed to mean, Mr. Fossil? :-)

-C