From Letterman: Top 10 Signs George W. Bush is Depressed

[LynneSin]

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Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Is Depressed


10. Speaks wistfully of the days when his approval rating was 33%

9. Barely musters a smile when catching Cheney torture detainees

8. Smug, arrogant smirk replaced by smug, arrogant frown

7. Barely laughs anymore during "Happy Days" reruns

6. Falls asleep during intelligence briefings...actually, he always did that

5. No longer pretends he quit drinking

4. Sits in the Oval Office listening to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" over and over

3. When Rumsfeld left yesterday, Bush pleaded, "Take me with you"

2. At lunch with speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi, he hardly touched his fish sticks

1. Asked Bubba if he still had the big chick's phone number

[Rosie1223]

1. Those were funny until

he topped it off with a Monica joke. How many years ago was that?? Move on Dave.