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Fri Nov-10-06 01:38 PM
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As in, that's how many more shopping days there are until Christmas.
What with the escalation of this years "War on Christmas" and the further devolvement into heathenesque practices (well, the Dems HAVE emboldened the terra-ists now), I'm leaving right now to go stand in front of WalMart so that I can be top-dead-center A Number 1, first jackass in line for the big "Day After Thanksgiving Day" sale. I'm gettin' me a deeply discounted HD tv, and I don't care how many toddlers I have to trample to git 'r done.
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:40 PM
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1. Modern television screens are made with baby deers' retinas. |
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Much more light-sensitive than phosphorus.
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:40 PM
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2. I've already started sharpening my elbows. |
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:43 PM
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I'm gonna stop reading your posts if they've got numbers in the title. You're fuckin' with my denial.
:banghead::banghead::banghead:
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:43 PM
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4. Trample a toddler for me. |
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:45 PM
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5. Make sure to call me at work every 15 minutes to see if we have TMX Elmo yet. Everybody else does. |
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When we get some I'm going to buy one and burn it in the parking lot in front of customers. :grr:
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:50 PM
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Do you have TMX Elmo yet?
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kick-ass-bob
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:54 PM
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7. That thing is fucking funny. |
flvegan
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:55 PM
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8. Is that TMX as in "Tickle Me X-Treme?" Does he do piledrivers through burning tables? |
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Barbed wire matches with Oscar the Grouch?
E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!
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Fri Nov-10-06 08:17 PM
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19. When I get one (and for $39.99, the theraputic value is a bargain) he does all of that ON FIRE. |
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:06 PM
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9. You people are so far behind on the agenda. |
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 02:07 PM by LaraMN
You're supposed to have wrapped up your plans for our war on Christmas, by now. I'm already strategizing for the war on Easter.
I guess I'm just a better liberal than the rest of you. *hair toss* *eyeroll* *melodramatic sigh*
:D
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:07 PM
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Like I couldn't get any more fucking depressed.
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:11 PM
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11. its also the temperature |
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:12 PM
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I am officially at war with christmas!
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:15 PM
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13. You need to fight Christmas over there, so you don't have to...oh, nevermind. |
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:17 PM
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14. I'm nuking the north poll |
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Eat yellow cake FAT MAN!!!! Not so jolly now are we st Nickey :rofl:
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:21 PM
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15. "Allow me to enrich you...with plutonium!" |
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It sounds better with an Ah-nold-esque accent...
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Fri Nov-10-06 04:20 PM
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17. only your birthday suit :o) |
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Fri Nov-10-06 04:29 PM
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18. Wait a sec, I thought I cancelled Christmas? |
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