I'm drunk, depressed and discarded. Ask me anything!

[BarenakedLady]

Woot!

:woohoo:

[VeggieTart]

1. Why? What happened?

[BarenakedLady]

6. Two words evidentally

is enough to make me persona non grata.

one is the sound you make when hurt...

the other is a description of that which is the opposite of hot...

[Blue-Jay]

9. "Ouch Cold"?

[BarenakedLady]

Wow

You are good.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

13. ouch cold...

... gets you every time mate, every time...

[BarenakedLady]

14. you too

Far too fast

[miss_american_pie]

2. What are you drinking?

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

7. Vodka

soon to be wine.

How are you doing babycakes?

[miss_american_pie]

11. Oh you know

The big highlight of my weekend is my job at the mall. :hi:

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. That doesn't sound good.

What did you drink?

Why are you depressed?

Who or what discarded you?

[Truebrit71sbruv]

5. With the only extra caveat of...

... why the hell were you discarded?

[BarenakedLady]

12. I cannot answer that question my friend

I must have pushed too hard.

[BarenakedLady]

8. We shall drink some wine

The rest doesn't matter.

Miss you bunches!:hi:

[photogirl12]

28. Are you drinking wine yet, BarenakedLady? n/t

I know I am....:woohoo:

[Little Wing]

4. You gonna eat that?

[BarenakedLady]

10. Eat what?

crow?

Perhaps

[Truebrit71sbruv]

15. That reminds me... working too damned hard...

... need beer...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... beeeeeeeeer.....

[SlavesandBulldozers]

16. well im not drunk but i can certainly identify partially!

and since i can ask anything:

What is the wingspan of the owlet moth. The largest moth of tropical America?

[BarenakedLady]

17. No, no, no

The question is:

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

18. African or European?

[BarenakedLady]

19. Er

Er ... I don't know that ... Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

20. bnwhwhahahahha

probably my single favorite scene in all of comedy.

[BarenakedLady]

21. mine too

hehehe

[Truebrit71sbruv]

22. All hail the mighty Python...

... okay... that's an expression that could open a whole NEW can of worms given the nature of the vast majority of loungers...

[BarenakedLady]

23. Oh yes

I'm not going to go there...

yet.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

24. well...

... the python will always get you.... eventually

[BarenakedLady]

25. Help! Help!

I'm being repressed.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

26. We're not a monarchy...

... this is an anarcho-syndicalist commune...

... just because some watery-tart threw a sword at you is hardly the basis for government is it?

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. BLOODY PEASANT!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

35. Be Quiet!

I ordah you to be quiet!

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Of course, African swallows are non-migratory

[SlavesandBulldozers]

36. lol!

[Lyric]

34. My kid goes around quoting "Holy Grail"

and he's only 6 years old. What does that say for my uber parenting skills? lol

He also loves to walk around with a coloring book singing "Dei Yesu Domine *WHAP* Dona eis requiem *WHAP*"

[GOPisEvil]

27. Yay!

Well, not really, but...

:hug:

[Deja Q]

29. What can we do to make you feel better?

[bertha katzenengel]

30. Oh, honey . . . well, I'm alone tonight, and

__________ ____________ _____________ ___________ __________ ___

oh, good lord, did i just say that? :blush: delete, delete, delete.

just . . . be well. :hug:

[mainegreen]

31. Winter/summer/fall or spring?