Finally got a couple of strippers today...

[reyd reid reed]

Damned if I can figure out what to do with 'em, though....


:shrug:











Like I said...life's too short...and resistance. is. futile.



:hide:

[some guy]

1. here's an idea

let your #2 son practice his trombone playing while they dance for your #1 son. You can sit in the background with girlypoo and critique their dancing.

Fun for the whole family... :evilgrin:

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

2. Heh...and what do I do with #3 son and #4 son?

And who said they were female strippers?

[some guy]

3. heh

you'd know what to do with 'em if they were male strippers. :P

I don't know how old #3 & #4 sons are; you could either have them join #1 son, or you and girlypoo, depending on their preference...

[reyd reid reed]

4. Heh...

#3 son is almost 13. He'd prolly join #1 son but turn fifteen shades of pink. Which, now that I think about it is what they'd all do.

Except girly-poo. Girly-poo'd prolly interview her.

"How'd you do that?" "Is that hard to learn?" "Are those real?"

:eyes:

#4 son just turned 10 and would prolly rather play a video game. It's the whole cooties thing...

[some guy]

5. see

fun for the whole family, except maybe #4 son, though he'd probably enjoy watching his brothers going through the various shades of red...

I drove through your town Monday. I waved, but I didn't see you wave back. I might've been too busy to notice, though. It was rush-hour, and I-25 was really busy...

:hi: (again)

[reyd reid reed]

7. Next time, honk

That oughta get my attention.

If it gets through all the Cosmix mess.

[some guy]

11. I'll keep it in mind

for next time...

[reyd reid reed]

16. I live just east of 25...you honk long enough and loud enough --

I'll hear it.

:hi:

[some guy]

20. honking

from Black Forest Road until Mesa Ridge Parkway... that ought to be at least long enough (to make me :crazy: anyway) I don't know about LOUD enough, though.

[reyd reid reed]

21. Heeeeee

Tell ya what...you don't have to carry it that far. Just honk 'til Garden of the Gods exit...that ought be enough. Not even that far. When you pass the Pro Rodeo Hall of Fame you can stop. That'll still be enough to make you crazy. And I can stand out on my deck and watch all the fun you'll cause.

I'm Evil that way. I've gotta take my entertainment where I can get it.

:evilgrin:

[NNadir]

23. Why? Are you going to be marking some highways?

A new business?

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You guys still use strippers?

:wtf:

[reyd reid reed]

8. Well...

See OP.

I SAID I didn't know what to do with 'em.

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Then why'd they hire 'em?

Gonna wallpaper the place, maybe? :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

14. Hell, I did that years ago.

I need someone to strip the paper off girly-poo's walls. I put it up, I don't think I should have to pull it down, too. I mean, fair's fair.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Just make sure you ventilate well, and use a mask if possible

Yoou don't want to breathe those fumes in.

[reyd reid reed]

10. That's what I've heard...

it's the fumes that'll getcha. Hey...can I breathe in just enough to get buzzed?

Nah...my luck it wouldn't work anyway and I'd be a vegetable.

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. You'll get sick to your stomach.

Drink beer instead.

[reyd reid reed]

15. Nah...

Beer's icky. That'll make me sick to my stomach.

A nice glass of wine might be nice, though...it's been years. And years. And years.

And years.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Years since you had wine?

Don't start if you've been abstaining for addiction reasons...

[reyd reid reed]

18. It's been years...

but that's not the reason I've abstained. Well, it was, just not mine.

You do what you gotta do.

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. It's good that you made that sacrifice...

Here's to you! :toast:

[reyd reid reed]

22. Nah...not really.

Wasn't that tough for me. I had the easy end of it.