Q. How many members of the Bush administration are needed to change a light

[SharonRB]

A: Ten

1, One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion-dollar, no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new
light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
stepladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished.
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear that administration insider.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had
a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And, finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Heh.

That made me laugh.

[SharonRB]

2. Me, too

My friend sent it to me. I think at least parts of it are old, but it's still funny.

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

3. and after all that

the light bulb still never gets screwn

[SharonRB]

4. The country sure did, though

[leftofthedial]

6. yeah we did

[SKKY]

5. That's rich!

[Porcupine]

7. "Anyone who wants the lightbulb changed is helping the terrorists" n/t.

.

[libodem]

8. That's no joke

it's true. That is exactly how light bulbs are changed in Washington. :rofl: