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Sat Nov-11-06 11:33 PM
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what's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
the taste.
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reyd reid reed
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Sat Nov-11-06 11:35 PM
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GoneOffShore
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Sat Nov-11-06 11:53 PM
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2. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? |
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Because they taste funny.
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Sat Nov-11-06 11:59 PM
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3. What did one cannibal say to the other |
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When he was late for Dinner.
Your too late everyones already eaten!
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Sun Nov-12-06 12:01 AM
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4. Why was six afraid of number seven? |
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Because seven ate (eight) nine!
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Pushed To The Left
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Sun Nov-12-06 12:08 AM
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5. A pencil, a pen, and a penis were complaining |
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to eachother about what their owners put them through.
Pen: My owner rubs me against paper and drains the ink out of me!
Pencil: That's nothing. My owner cuts me with blades to make me sharper and then rubs the top of my head off against the paper!
Penis: You two have it easy! My owner forces me to go into a hole and makes me do push-ups until I throw up!
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Sun Nov-12-06 02:04 AM
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This is distasteful in the extreme.
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