Sweet Crispy Jesus! Post your favorite exclamation!

[bertha katzenengel]

:bounce:

[Drum]

1. Great googly moogly!!

and
Had a roomate who would say "Well, fuck me runnin'!"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I say, "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw" sometimes.

[bertha katzenengel]

9. "Heathers."

That was a pretty good black comedy.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. It's one of my favorite movies.

[Rhythm]

13. i said that the other night at work...

...upon finding out that i had NONE of the assorted saute sauces that we use at work (generic Italian chain restaurant that thinks they treat you like family *L*), and that i would have to make them before dinner rush.

i was in the cooler at the time, and one of my cooks was in there too, and dropped the pans he was carrying... he was laughing that hard.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. OMG! You work for the enemy of the DU lounge!

Wars have been waged over that place.

:rofl:

Welcome to DU, BTW!

:hi:

[Taverner]

34. Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick, Good Lord and Butter...

Although I personally never use those....

I try to keep em pertinent to the exclaimee at the time...

[Rhythm]

40. it really IS a plague upon humanity...

...but it pays better than anything that a person with my weird availability can find here in this college town.

[Lyric]

36. Okay, I was about the post that one myself.

Never expected to see someone else beat me to it, lol.

[ThomCat]

49. Definitely. It's the perfect expression

for gray days when pain and depression decide to tag-team.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. Here ya go Thommy...

:hug::hug::hug::hug:

[ThomCat]

58. Thank you!

:hug:

I definitely need that this week.

[Luna_Chick]

17. how about "well fuck me swingin"

I sometimes get confused looks with that one, though.

[otherlander]

3. Well, shit on my tophat and call me skippy!

:bounce:

[Robb]

4. "Christ on a crutch" always sounds good and codgery...

...as does "Well ain't that a feckin' corker." :D

[mac56]

5. "Got dandruff! Some of it itches!"

nm

[Drum]

6. That's cute!

and technically-speaking it avoids the bad words.... ;)

[mac56]

26. "Sunk in a ditch!" works too.

So does "Cheese and rice!"

[BuddhaGirl]

7. "Jesus fucking Christ" is a standard

but I also use "christ on a trailer hitch" a lot! LOL

[MiniMandaRuth]

8. The one I've been saying lately:

HOLY SWEET CHRISTYCAKES!!!

[I Have A Dream]

11. I don't use it myself, but some in my area say "Geez o Pete!".

I don't know its history.

[Rhythm]

12. Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick!!!

...always a standard. got some good laughs when i started my new job, too.

[WhollyHeretic]

15. I've always liked that one

[Rhythm]

41. *collapses and dies of laughter-related asphyxiation*

that's too good...

[momophile]

46. that's what I was gonna say!

such a great line!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. "For all's fucking sake!"

:P

[yellowdogintexas]

18. How in the Sam Hill .......

but when I am driving...Son of a BITCH and AssHole are frequently shouted.

Good Night Nurse! was a fave of my mom's along with Hells Bells!

[ashling]

19. Big Whoppin Shit!

great thread

[SKKY]

20. "Get the fuck out of here!"

[judaspriestess]

21. well I've been to 4 state fairs and goat fuck but I ain't never

seen anything like this........

j/k I usually say "holy mother of Christ"

[AussieDave]

22. Holy snappin' duckshit

Don't ask me why - it just rolls off the tongue.............:P

[bertha katzenengel]

24. Holy. Snappin'. Duckshit.

:rofl: :rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

33. That's AWESOME!

[Texasgal]

23. Shoot FIRE! Save Matches!!

:)

[Xipe Totec]

25. Holy Shit, Batman! n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

27. "Sweet zombie Jesus!" is a standard of mine.

[datasuspect]

28. "fuck me nekkid!"

"fuck me running!"

"sweet odin's raven!"

"goddamn motherfucking piece of shit sonofabitching fuck fuck fucking mother whoring shitfuck!"

[sarge43]

29. Mother of God on a rocket sled! n/t

[spinbaby]

30. Lord love a duck

That's one you don't want to think about too hard.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. Son of an unnamed goat!!

Roddy Piper- 1986-ish

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. What the Crap?!

I don't like to curse at work.
Fuck me Sideways is always a good one too. Picked that one up from Blade: Trinity.
Duckie

[LuckyLib]

35. "Fuck me, Agnes!" Don't know where it came from. It's for the

time someone hits you with their car and other such catastrophes.

[ikojo]

37. Oy vey iz mir! nt

[Luna_Chick]

38. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

N/T

[Maestro]

39. You're as busy as a one legged man in a but kicking contest!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

42. Merciful Heavens!

This is what I call an "old lady curse". But I use them to help me avoid profanity. Doesn't always work. I like a good "Holy shit!" as much as anybody. B-) But I try...

[skygazer]

43. Christ on a sidecar!

I have no idea where I picked that up.

[Jamastiene]

44. Oh shit. or Fuckity fuck fuck.

Also, when it is cold outside, I'll say it's colder that a Republican's heart. I came up with that before I realized they had no hearts and it just stuck.

[ironflange]

45. Shit la merde!

Or "Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle!"

[mykpart]

47. Hellfire and Damnation!

It offends almost nobody, so you don't have to worry about who you say it in front of.

[unsavedtrash]

48. a few but my fav ---> "well, fuck me running,"

holy sheep shit batman.
Purple Jesus on water skis

[bertha katzenengel]

50. Forgot my family standard: Shit, fuck & damn! n/t

[LostinVA]

51. Jesus, Mary & Joseph!

[WolverineDG]

52. Christ on a bicycle

for some reason, this cracks people up.

dg

[Eurobabe]

54. Fuck me! or Jaysus

or Christ on a stick, Same shit - different pile. Depends on the mood.

[libnnc]

55. Well, Holy Moses In The Morning!

[AllegroRondo]

56. "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!"

[Love Bug]

57. Bloody hell!

For fuck's sake!

and another of my favorites:

Shit, fuck, and corruption!

[SteppingRazor]

59. My favorite of my own invention: Sweet Jumpin' Jesus in a Shitstream!

Praiseworthy alliteration and imagery, if I do say so myself

[jakefrep]

60. Jesus Tapdancing Christ!

[NewWaveChick1981]

61. Jesus H. Toetapping Christ!

Courtesy of the Blues Brothers. :rofl:

[anarch]

62. "Well I'll be fucked for a nanny-goat!"

[Phillycat]

63. Well, dip my balls in sweet cream & squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

:bounce:

[Kerrytravelers]

64. Holy Heaven on a Halfshell!