Mariiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa.... I just met a girl named Mariiiiiiiaaaaaaa....!

[Robb]

:bounce:

OK, well, her name isn't Maria. But I can still identify.

Winter is looking up. :D

[otherlander]

1. And now every-THING's new to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea....

:)

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Say it loud and there's music playing

Glad to see you having a happy time again, Robb :hi:

[LaurenG]

3. "West -of- Denver -side story" huh

congrats.

[Dangerously Amused]

4. If she really loves you she'll change her name to Maria

...just so you can sing that song.

[Robb]

5. I'll point that out

Plus, bad enough she shares a name -- and undergraduate degree -- with my ex-wife. :D

[jus_the_facts]

6. La, la, la, la...

:evilgrin:

Maria's Bedroom - 9:15 p.m.

MARIA

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming -
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face,
Such pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile.
Such s pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing.
Feel like running and dancing for joy.

For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

GIRLS:
Have you met my good friend Maria.
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love,
She thinks she's in Spain,
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane!

It must be the heat,
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her.
Send for Chino!
This is not the
Maria we know
Modest and pure.
Polite and refined.
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

MARIA:
I feel pretty.
Oh, so pretty!
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me!

GIRLS:
La, la, la, la...

MARIA:
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel dizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!

GIRLS:
La, la, la, la...

MARIA:
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS:
What mirror, where?

MARIA:
Who can that attractive girl be?

GIRLS:
Which? What? Where? Whom?
Such a pretty face,
Such pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile.
Such as pretty me!

GIRLS:
Whom-mmm?
Such as pretty me!

ALL:
I feel stunning
And entrancing.
Feel like running and dancing for joy.
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!



....here's to a warm winter Robb! :hi:

[DawgHouse]

7. Hey, a little OT

are you the infamous Robb I've heard so much about in various DU polls?

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Yeah, he's the dingbat.

[DawgHouse]

9. ahhhhhh! Now I see!

:)

[BeFree]

10. Well

Lets hope you can rise to the occasion!

[Bossy Monkey]

11. Oh crap-- Robb's gone gay

PUT DOWN THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY CAST RECORDING! :P

[Robb]

12. LOL!

STEP AWAY FROM THE DUVET COVER! SLOWLY! :rofl:

[SOteric]

13. Just make sure she understands,

that if she turns out to be insane, she's going to be villified on the internets by more than half of DU.

:hi:

[Robb]

16. Whaddaya mean

"half"? :D

[rockymountaindem]

14. Still not sharing the wealth, eh Robb?

'Cause I'm not getting anywhere...

[Robb]

15. I'm tellin' ya

Teachers. Nothing more attractive than a brain. :evilgrin:

[rockymountaindem]

18. Kinda hard when you're still a student

Besides, all my profs are guys anyway, save one.

You know what else is a new hurdle these days? iPods. It's hard to hit on someone when they never take the headphones out. Things ain't getting any easier...

[UTUSN]

17. Really????? So what's her name?????? n/t