i am sarcastro

[datasuspect]

thunder robot

all your snide remarks are belong to us.

[rug]

1. Nice shoes.

[yewberry]

6. Heh.

Sarcastro hasn't got a prayer with us on the quickdraw!

[rug]

9. I think his odds are better in GD. The Lounge is tough.

[datasuspect]

20. hey, i thought this was pretty gnarly

and pretty high on the Voight-Greenwald Multiphasic Sarcasm Index:



68. take comfort in knowing that the average person who uses the perjorative "white trash"


is often a low brow college graduate who shops at Ikea, makes about 45,000 - 95,000/year, has lots of LL Bean and J. Crew catalogs, might have read some classical literature or a freshman overview of philosophy (so they can appear well read, even though they are dilletantes of the lowest form), and use their half-formed concepts, virtuous lifestyle choices, and sensible footwear as cudgels with which they bludgeon those "lesser" people who may or may not be less fortunate or who aren't pretentious enough to incorrectly use a PLETHORA of big words.

they are what nietszche (they pronounce it "neetshee") called "the magazine reading demimonde of half-wits, shallow pates, and boobs."

[rug]

21. Eustace Tilley cannot do sarcasm well.

[yewberry]

2. Nice shoes, sarcastro.

Where'd ya get them, the dumpster behind the Kleenex factory?

[datasuspect]

3. the dumpster behind the abandoned members only factory

[yewberry]

4. Then where's your jacket?

You know, the khaki one with the straps.

[datasuspect]

5. hahahaha!!!!

mine is actually silver: the burt reynolds anniversary addition, it has "TransAm" in white letters on a black stripe down both the arms. and an embrodiered dragon on the back

[yewberry]

12. No Screamin' Chicken logo?

pfft

[datasuspect]

13. one better

the "keep on trucking" guy on the flares of my bell bottoms.

[yewberry]

18. You should look for the "stoned again" guy logo

It drives the ladies wild.

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Sarcastro barada nikto.

Sarcastro barad nikto!

[datasuspect]

11. i come in pieces

[Call Me Wesley]

15. LOL!

Lego is great! Look, you're a submarine now! A rocket! A mighty mouse! :woohoo:

:thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

8. Domo arigato Mr. Sarcasto. nt

[datasuspect]

10. domo (domo) wha wha wha wha domo (domo) wha wha wha wha

[buddhamama]

14. pffttt

me and you behind the bleachers @ 3:15, we'll see who the better robot is.

[datasuspect]

16. hey robotito

you got stick hangin out your hip.

[buddhamama]

17. yeah well,

it is better to have a stick hanging out of your hip than your a**.

trash talk all you want, big guy. we'll settle this later.

[datasuspect]

19. heh heh . . .

what happens when you run out of robot juice?

those little robot arms probably can't reach to wind yourself up.