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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-12-06 09:56 PM
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And the award for "Stupidest Criminal of the Week" goes to...
:rofl:

All that ... and a bag of chips

Woman charged with passing one-sided counterfeit bill

By Eric Litke
Sheboygan Press staff November 12, 2006

Today's lesson in counterfeiting: when printing a fake bill, print both sides.

A 21-year-old Cedar Grove woman is facing a felony charge after attempting to pass a one-sided $20 bill to buy chips and cigarettes at a Sheboygan gas station.

Leah R. Jarolimek, of 729 S. Main St., was identified after she handed the cashier the fake bill and her real driver's license to prove she was old enough to buy cigarettes, according to a complaint issued Friday in Sheboygan County Circuit Court.

http://www.sheboygan-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061112/SHE0101/611120448/1973

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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-12-06 10:45 PM
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1. As Bugs Bunny would say...
...what a maroon!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-12-06 10:48 PM
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2. You know, that's just sad
It's hard to imagine being that stupid. :banghead:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-12-06 10:55 PM
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3. I sent the article to Keith Olbermann...
Maybe the shithead will end up on his "Worst Person In The World" segment.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-12-06 11:08 PM
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4. While we're imagining, she's going out there and making it happen!
:D
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