Uh-oh - Rapture Ready Index is up +3 thanks to them damn liberals!!!

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

They added +3 to Liberalism for the Democrats taking control of congress

29 Liberalism
Democrats take control of the U.S. Congress



Brace yourself - the Rapture is happening SOON!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I thought my family was raptured yesterday.

It interfered with dinner.

[LynneSin]

7. Perhaps they were just abandoning you

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Yeah, that's pretty much what happened.

Oh well...

[billyskank]

2. Well that should increase the majority further, no?

:shrug:

[crim son]

3. I've not seen the index before.

It's pretty damned funny. Only about thirty more points before we achieve another all-time-high! How can we liberals help? :P

[LynneSin]

4. Well here are our areas of weakness

We have 1 in Unemployment, Supernatural and The Peace Process s0 there is room for improvement with these categories.

Now we have 2 in Occult, Drug Abuse, Tribulation Temple and The Antichrist. Now I'm not sure what the Tribulation Temple is, but if everyone smoked some dope while worshiping some charismatic person in an occultish nature - we could push the envelope a bit

[crim son]

5. ROFLMAO!

I think there's a problem with the "occult" number anyway. I'm pretty sure there's some major voodoo not to mention magical thinking going on over in the Ted Haggard camp as they try to exorcise the demon of homosexuality out of him. That's got to count for something.

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Yes, the Libruls taking control of the House and Senate is part of God's plan

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=283198

Opening post to thread:


Truly its in the hands of the Lord!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Can't you feel it everyone, the excitement in the air. Its such a relief to know its all in the hands of the Lord. The war on terror, Iraq, change in government, the people, laws, none of it we can change.

When that truth hit me, when I knew that this old world was pass the point of return and that there is nothing anyone can do to cnange the course we are heading. We are en-route to Armageddon and the soon return of Jesus.


And one of the responses:

It's the most awesome feeling isn't it? When it completely 'hit me', I felt so at peace. We really are in the final hour, and I feel so blessed to be chosen to live in this time, to experience it all. There really are no words to express how it makes you feel. I keep imagining the angels are getting the horse ready for Jesus to mount and in my mind, I see Jesus walking towards his horse in all his glory. The waiting is the hardest part. I'm trying to be patient, but I am so ready!!!


hmmmm...Never knew Jesus had a horse... :eyes:

[crim son]

8. I totally agree. The waiting is indeed difficult for us all.

Whoah Nelly, I've been meaning to PM you. I'll do it now.

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. crim son!

Pm'd you back! :hi:

[querelle]

10. I Thought Jesus Rode On A Trailer Hitch. n/t

[billyskank]

11. Surprised he doesn't drive a Hummer

[LynneSin]

12. A hummer with a faded yellow ribbon magnet on the back of it

Typical

[trogdor]

18. And a nice, fresh coat of wax.

Can't have Jebus riding around in a ride that hasn't been detailed.

[WolverineDG]

22. Hope the poster has time to do her hair & nails

(presuming the poster is female.) I still can't get over that post from the summer. :rofl:

dg

[deucemagnet]

30. Creepy. These people remind me of the Heaven's Gate cult.

The only difference is the Nikes.

[av8rdave]

14. I thought we would be worth more than 3 lousy points...I'm insulted!

[LynneSin]

15. Perhaps if we ousted Joe Lieberman

:shrug:

[av8rdave]

16. Last Tuesday couldn't have gone much better, but

defeating Leiberman would have been a nice icing on the cake!

[BarenakedLady]

17. Yay!

:bounce: :bounce:

[Connonym]

19. Does it mean they'll finally leave us alone?

I'm not clear on the Rapture sh*t. Does that mean the earth is going to be destroyed or just that the yahoos will go up to heaven? Because seriously, if it means that they all just go away I'm all for the rapture. That would be such a win-win proposition.

[LynneSin]

20. It means they'll head up to heaven

We can then pick out our new cars and everything since they'll leave at that exact moment and all their worldly possessions will stay behind

Welcome to DU :hi:

[Connonym]

28. Awesome! I need a new car

Thanks for the welcome :)

[SacredCow]

21. We are, indeed, screwn.....

Glad that supernatural category is low, though.... :crazy:

[LynneSin]

23. How can we be screwn? This is a good thing

Imagine a world without fundamentialist nutjobs warping the Christian faith with their fictional rapture store based more on the 'Left Behind' series than on the Bible.

And btw, I am a Christian

[SacredCow]

24. It was sarcasm...

I've always found the Doomsday / rapture prophesy to be particularly amusing.

[LynneSin]

25. Me too - but still, it's all good for us

Hopefully we'll be able to get some free goodies left behind by those raptured. I'm thinking of a new car!

[SacredCow]

27. ooooooh, Snap!!!!

I'll have to be sure to head for Falwell's campus for some luxury wheels!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

26. LOL.

:rofl:

[Cush]

29. War on Christmas should add +100

[LaraMN]

31. Thank God. My car is going to crap out, any. day.

:bounce: