Turduken is aiming low

[Little Wing]

I want a goldfish, stuffed inside a hamster, stuffed inside a ferret, stuffed inside a piglet, stuffed inside a cat, stuffed inside a dog, stuffed inside a one week old veal cow with a polaroid of its mother in its mouth, stuffed inside a lamb, stuffed inside a sheep, stuffed inside a goat, stuffed inside a horse.

Baked for 12 hours, cut into cross sections with cheese wire, each inch thick slice deep-fried in tallow, and then served underneath a foie gras and cavaiar pizza.

:9

[momophile]

1. take out the ferret and that sounds kinda good

I am so kidding, everyone!

I'll admit I've had pig, veal, lamb, sheep and horse. I've also eaten one other listed but I won't say which one for fear of being shunned.

[Little Wing]

2. Dog

Gotta be. And that's okay.