How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[Zomby Woof]

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


Rottweiler: Make me.


Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?


Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

[cwydro]

1. I needed a laugh today

THANKS!:rofl:

[nini]

2. you shouldn't have done this

I WANT THAT PUPPY!!!!!! :cry:




:D

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

3. That was awesome

Thanks for the chuckle! :7

[Arugula Latte]

4. Funny!

And the best part is .... pink kitten belly! :loveya:

[lukasahero]

5. As a Lab owner, I resemble that remark

I know most of these are accurate, but damn, that "Ooh me, pick me!" for the Lab couldn't be more accurate if my dog wrote it himself.

My Lab, Beau, is not usually a pest - UNTIL my husband and I start some household project. Hanging pictures? "Ooh me, pick me!" Fixing the plumbing? "Ooh me, pick me!" Running the tablesaw? "Ooh me, pick me!" We have learned the only way to esccape bodily injury is by locking him out of the workshop when the power tools are on. :)