Update: K-Fed (Fed-Ex) offers to sell Britney the tape for $30 million and custody of their two kids

[Human Torch]

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/kevin_federline_to_sell_sex_ta.html

In the smartest - and sleaziest - move yet, Kevin Federline is using his alleged 4-hour sex tape with Britney Spears to leverage custody of the children and $30 million. He's already been offered $50 million by companies wanting to distribute it on the web, but says he'd sell it back to Britney for $30 million and custody of their two kids. A source close to Federline says:

"At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever. Britney didn't think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last. They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras - even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits. Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her. Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch. Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating. At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he'll make <$50 million> from it."

If Britney doesn't cave and hand over the children I'm sure a judge will. Because when you see a man of such moral character and integrity as Kevin Federline there's no way you can deny him the privilege of raising children. This guy makes Abraham Lincoln look like Hitler.

[Little Wing]

1. Shouldn't it be "Hitler look like Abe Lincoln"

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[adamuu]

2. ah, the associative property of leaders

:rofl:

[Human Torch]

4. The folks at "The Superficial" sometimes get emotionally caught up in their stories...

...and as a result, questions arise.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[ghostsofgiants]

25. It's exreme sarcasm.

Basically saying <sarcasm>"K-Fed is such a great guy,"</sarcasm> to get across the point that he's a total scumfuck. Goes with the sarcastic tone of that whole paragraph.

[matcom]

3. now THAT is CLASS

no copies even for the buds on Friday night? :rofl:

[Phillycat]

5. I just don't understand how it would be "devastating" for the tape to get out

She was having sex with a man she eventually married, so who the hell cares? I think she should laugh at his ridiculous demands and release the tape herself.

[Bucky]

7. I imagine her releasing this news to the world is her way of ensuring he'll lose.

If there's a shred of truth to this story, he's walking away with nothing. He played a bad hand.

[Human Torch]

8. Maybe because she has no career at this point...

...other than being Kevin Federline's "ex"...

Her pre-Federline career was based largely on image, and the K-Fed years have changed the public perception. So who knows...she keeps talking about a "comeback," but will that fill a need other than her own?

You're right...on all counts...so the only "devastating" aspect I can see would be if her image-makers think there's a shred of the "Mouseketeer" credibility left.

I think the time has come for Britney to call Karl Rove. I'm sure he can help.

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

6. I'm having trouble picturing a post coital Britney Spears sitting down to a challenging chess match

Doesn't anybody just cuddle any more? No, it's all about castling the king and changing the batteries on your camcorder these days.

[nini]

9. He's digging his own grave

She's stupid but he is surely a piece of $hit.

IF he cared about those kids, why would he put a video like that out of his mother for them to see when they get older?
That point alone will bury him.

[LynneSin]

10. I'm not a legal expert BUT.....

...Isn't this just outright blackmail? I know your reply was sarcastic (which is fine with me), but seriously - why would a judge give the kids to a man who uses them as part of blackmail?

Doesn't Britney have some legal course for this clear example of blackmail?

[Midlodemocrat]

11. That's exactly what I thought when I read this.

Seems to me that this is outright blackmail and/or extortion and illegal.

[LynneSin]

13. In lieu of jail time how about we give him a vasectomy

Seriously, the man has got to stop pro-creating

[Midlodemocrat]

15. We can do it here in the garage. Mr. has some power tools and I have some neosporin.

[Giant Robot]

16. While eugenics may not be something that DU

supports usually...I am all for his sterilization. I do not think we need more K-Fed dna in the gene pool.

[Human Torch]

17. The O.P. is 100% from "The Superficial"...

...I didn't write anything, I just copied and pasted.

:toast:

[petronius]

12. Forget the sex tape - I want to see a video of the chess games

I'm imagining they're chock full of machine-gun noises, made-up rules, and other rampant stupidity...

:)

[Patiod]

32. I had the same reaction -- Chess? Chess?

What, do the toss the pieces back and forth? Build things with the pieces as if they are legos? Try to flick them through the other players finger "goalposts"?

I've got to see these to Mensa members play chess. I really do.

[idgiehkt]

34. roflmao

me too, now that would be interesting... it could be a typo though. Maybe it was supposed to say "chest".

[Giant Robot]

14. So out of mild curiousity

Why does he want custody of the kids? He does not seem like someone dying because he misses his kids that much. He is playing them as an angle for something. Wonder what?

[Lethe]

19. if he gets the kids does he get more $$$$ in child support?

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[amitten]

20. Child support payments. $$$$$$ n/t

[Lethe]

23. jinx u owe me a coke!

:)

[LynneSin]

21. No kids - no money

If he has the kids then he can force her to pay for child custody, which will probably go from the kids bank accounts and into his pockets.

He signed a pre-nup that basically guarentees him $300k a year for half the time they were married (which was officially 2 years married - 1 year alimony). Clearly the guys has no source of income for his extravagent lifestyle, which from what I've read she married him when her networth was about $70mil and now her networth is down to $25mil.

[Avalux]

22. If he has custody, won't Britney have to pay child support?

$$$ for at least the next 18 years. :shrug:

[Giant Robot]

24. You know I was afraid that was what it was

Please let someone in the courts make some sane decision for these two children. Because quite frankly, we are not talking the best genetic material to begin with, and to have Britney being the best parenting choice simply because she is not using the children as leverage to make money does not bode well either. K-Fed has hit a new highpoint in jackass-ery.

[Tyler Durden]

18. GIVE THE TAPE AWAY FOR FREE, BRIT!

Then ol' K-FED gets NADA.

Besides, to anyone of whom there is a bronze statue of her on all fours, pregnant, with the li'l nipper's head already sticking out of you know where, well, this is sort of "gilding the lily," nes ne pas?

[noonwitch]

26. Even if she gave in, he'd still sell the tape

He wants to do it badly, or he wouldn't be playing it this way. He knows she's not going to give him the kids or $30 million. He wants to have an excuse in his pathetic little head to release that tape. He's a greedy man who knows his meal ticket is up.

[gmoney]

27. Devastating? Like Paris Hilton?

Most of the world never heard of Paris Hilton until the sex tape came out, now she's everywhere.

Madonna's nudes from her art modeling days surfaced, then she put out her own book SEX and appeared nude in several movies, and I really think that all gave her career a second wind.

If the Britney sex tapes are released, she can just move into more "grown up" music... or not. In today's "porn star" culture, I'm sure no teenage girls or boys would be alienated by it... might even revitalize her career after a few years doing the birthin' babies bit. Plus, if she stands up to the blackmail, that's certainly a more positive example than caving in out of fear to blackmail, only to have "bootleg" copies surface after the fact (which is inevitable).

[KamaAina]

28. The odd game of *chess*?!

"Hey, Britney, does the horsie thing move two across and one over, or two over and one across?" :eyes:

[kwassa]

29. I bet they played a very odd game of chess.

I am really trying to picture it. Probably more interesting than the sex thing.

[skygazer]

30. Does the video show the chess games?

I'd pay money to see that - to hell with the sex.

[burythehatchet]

31. Won't some African star adopt these kids...please....

[Raffi Ella]

33. oh god,

that poor stupid girl...I have a hard time feeling sorry for her since "what goes around comes around" but I do feel for her kids;I hope for their sake Britney and Kevin work this out in a more civilized way.

[Robb]

35. My math says the kids are worth $10 million each to him

Feh. New parents. :D

[flvegan]

36. Remember when Paris Hilton was in a career doldrums, then a sex tape surfaced...

then she got, like, tv work and a recording deal? Remember when Tommy Lee couldn't get work as a karaoke DJ and Pamela Anderson was, well, Pamela Anderson, and then that sex tape came out? They sort of became relevant again.

So long as KidRock isn't in it, a sex tape can help a career take off again. Seems to be too much of a coincidence that this is getting so much publicity.