December Playboy Cover featuring Nude Ann Coulter

[JamesJoyce]

December Playboy Cover featuring Nude Ann Coulter



Los Angeles, CA (APE) - She's been abhorred for years as the most downrated person on the internet, which means... aw heck, you know what it means. People love retching over Ann Coulter.
What it hasn't meant, all these years, though, as all those thousands of disappointed freepers know, is seeing even one picture of this 18th-century tossup queen without anything strategically covering her.

No longer.

At 44, Coulter, who has been scintillating fans with her own brand of historic revisionism, has posed au natural for Playboy. The December issue, with her on the cover, attacks newsstands Friday. The pages of pictures on the inside leave readers scrambling for imagination.

[flyingfysh]

1. that's not the Halloween issue?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Ann ... Call me ... NOT

[matcom]

3. can't quite put my finger on it but there is SOMETHING missing

:think:

[underpants]

22. Awaiting PM from Skinner

:bounce:

no I won't post it

[flvegan]

4. That body looked better on Cindy Margolis (fake)

[Redstone]

35. And not even a good fake, either.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

39. Hey, how did you know who that really was?

:spank:

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Is this a joke?

I mean, I could see it happening. The woman clearly understands that her time as a conservative spokesperson is over. She has become a caricature of what conservative pundits were like in the late 90s, and early 21st century. We will look back at this time and wonder how the hell the rest of the America was so stupid to listen to them. So, I can understand why she'd sell her body for every penny it's worth, because she has peaked.

[Gato Moteado]

8. yeah, but can they airbrush out an adam's apple?

nt

[Montauk6]

15. Not to mention the panty bulge!

:rofl:

[MaineDem]

16. That can't be real!

My, how the lofty have fallen. (Even if I don't believe that's her body.)

[enid602]

6. Ann

Given how she's prostituted herself all these years, I guess porn is all that's left.

[Atman]

7. It's obviously fake. Margolis' breasts weigh more than all of Ann Coulter

That body is possibly FAT compared to the real "Twigs" Coulter.

.

[Xipe Totec]

27. Maybe they're not breasts

maybe her g-string is on too tight.

[MGKrebs]

9. That's pretty good on a couple of levels.

I hope that makes it through the tubes of the internets. Maybe it will even show up on The Google.

[tavalon]

11. I love your button

Are you selling them?

[MannyGoldstein]

10. You Suck

Don't do that to me while I'm eating my cereal.

[lala_rawraw]

12. when did she grow breasts?

[Richard Steele]

26. Bought them at Katherine Harris' yard sale. nm

[Chipper Chat]

13. Ohhhhhhh...my eyes!

Swamp Rat - where are you?

[Hoosier Dem]

14. That's not Coultergeist!

If that is, I suddenly feel my heterosexuality slipping away.

So, is Katherine Harris renting out her fake jugs to help pay off the campaign debts or something???

[Hav]

17. .

Lol... one can only imagine what FR would be like if that were true. Oh my...all that toilet paper wasted hahaha.
Well, they get boners looking at pics with Harris on a horse. Freaks.

[mtnsnake]

18. Here's the real cover of the Dec issue, only without the superimposed ugly head

[TallahasseeGrannie]

19. Put me out of my misery

and tell me straight out. This is a joke, right?

I'm very gullible. Now I can't eat breakfast.

[GoneOffShore]

20. Good photoshopping

Almost got me.

This should go out though, maybe the freakers will pick up on it.

[pdx_prog]

21. It's so funny....

That the Creepers think she is a stone cold fox but I guess compared to some of their wives she probably is....lol.

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

[Haole Girl]

23. Welcome to DU!

You seem to have entered with a splash! ;-)

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Dude, you need to put a warning in your OP

:puke:

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Umm, "December Playboy Cover featuring Nude Ann Coulter" isn't enough of a warning for you?

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Shut up you cute thing.

He should have said that there was a pic.

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

33. Hahaha, the thought alone is enough to need significant quantities of mental bleach.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

25. Oh god

thank god it's not real. I don't think my fragile heart could take it.

[SOteric]

29. I think she really ~should~ do the nude photos.

It would be a form of birth control even the Catholic Church couldn't object to.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. LOL

:rofl:


:thumbsup:

[Little Wing]

32. WOW

:yoiks:

[dpbrown]

34. To think, soon prison guards doing strip searches will have that view daily

Just warms your heart, doesn't it.

:rofl:

[LTR]

36. It can't be her

No bulge in the crotch.

Sure enough, I had to click on a thread called "December Playboy Cover featuring Nude Ann Coulter".

[wildhorses]

37. --

:puke:

[SPKrazy]

38. Fake Fake Fake!

I call fake

Ann doesn't have breasts

and the head doesn't fit the body

also there's a pic here of the real pic of Cindy Margolis