Rabrrrrrr is an insalubrious scalawag

[Zomby Woof]

He can't hide behind Wilford Brimley's moustache forever.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. And you're a fucking douchebag.

Take that, Mr. Big-Words Literati, hiding behind your liberal 'facts' and 'education'.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Heh heh - I said 'douchebag'.

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

2. Deconstructing my ideological paradigm again?

Ye of small mind and penis. I smite thee with my glove!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I don't even know what means, asswipe.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

huh huh hu hunh huh. I said "ass".

:rofl::rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. and p.s.

[jus_the_facts]

5. ... and now a message from....Liberty Medical Insurance ...

Wilford Brimley.....John Goodman


< open on Wilford Brimley sitting atop a horse next to a wooden fence on his farm >

Wilford Brimley: Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley, and I've had diabetes for about 20 years. I stay active and I feel pretty good most of the time. See, I do things differently now. I'm not perfect, but I try to watch my diet and exercise. And I check my blood sugar, and I get all my diabetic testing supplies from Liberty Mutual.

Like I said, I'm not perfect. I guess.. some of the things I told you just now are downright fibs. Like the diet and exercise thing. When I said I watch my diet, I guess I mean I watch the minivan from Buddy's Barbecue pull up and unload about $200 worth of prok ribs onto my driveway. While I stand in the doorway hiding my food boulder in my Bermuda shorts.

When it comes to exercise, well that's just a boldfaced lie. I've never moved fast enough to sweat , except when I was making a baby. Even then, I took some much-needed breaks. My doctor is'nt even sure I've got diabetes. He just says I look like somebody who would have it. I do check my blood-sugar every day, though, just in case. And Liberty Medical brings all the teting supplies right to my door, so it's easy to track my health.

< sprays whipped cream into his mouth >

Who am I kidding? That's bull hockey! I don't keep track of my health at all! People just assume I eat a lot of quaker Oats, so I must be okay. Hell, I wouldn’t eat oatmeal if it was the filling in a Dove bar. I can't stand that gobbledly gook! It always seems like somebody else ate it first. Sorry, Quaker, but I'm Wilford Brimley, I say it how I feel it.

You know what I do like, are them S'Mores. And old-fashioned wedding cake frosting - the kind that's still got lard in it. And merangue made out of egg yolks instead of egg whites. Some people call it cholestoral, I just call it good.

If you have diabetes, you check oyur blood sugar, and you check it often. There's no reason not to. Call Liberty. They can help you have a better life.

Now, I'm gonna go get off my horse by getting onto a smaller horse, and then onto a large dog, until I'm near enough to the ground to roll off. :rofl:

You take care now.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01dliberty.phtml

[Zomby Woof]

6. ROFL!!!!!

:rofl: Classic! I LOVE John Goodman!!!

[jus_the_facts]

7. That skit is *bust a gut* hilarious....

...every time I see the actual commercial with Wilford Brimley...I gotta LOL! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. OMG! That's hilarious!

You need to find a video link to it - that will make my day!

I've never seen the skit before.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

13. I googled for it...and youtube too....no luck.....

....it might be on one of the BEST OF SNL's...Best of John Goodman...or Dana Carvey...or SNL's Best Commercial Parodies...I own the 25th Anniversary DVD but can't recall if it's on that one...it was/is DAMN FUNNY though...wish I coulda found a video of it for ya!! :D :hi:

[Left Is Write]

8. You know, everyone says that.

[FuzzySlippers]

9. I don't know what them $20 words mean.

Alls I knows is that Rabrrrrrr is a meanypants poopyhead.

[SOteric]

10. [e-mail]

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Thank you, SOteric, for at least sort of standing up for me.

In a way. Kind of.

:shrug:

[SOteric]

14. You're at least sort of welcome.

In a way. Kind of. :pals:

[Zomby Woof]

15. No no...

I am an inscrutable curmudgeon. It's easy to get them confused. :P :hi: