Ha! I have you all beat! I'm not even here! I don't have to leave or not leave!

[qnr]

Note that any typos found in my posts don't matter, since I wasn't here to make them.

Edit: I ran across! a sale! on! exclamation points!!! today! (Even though I'm not here to use them)

[Left Is Write]

1. I was here, but I left. Then I came back. Then I left again.

I'm not here.

[qnr]

4. A fellow non-here-er! n/t

[reyd reid reed]

2. And if you weren't here to make 'em,

then how can you be expected to spell check 'em? Not that spell check is worth a damn, anyway...I mean, it's not like it'll find 'their' for 'they're' or 'it's' for 'its'.

But since you aren't here and you're not making any typos or any spelling or grammatical errors anyway, you don't have to listen to my spell check rant...

Ooooooh...which means I have a captive non-audience. If you aren't here to listen, then you aren't here to tune me out or mute me or turn around and leave, either...

Hmmmmm...

:D

[qnr]

3. I'm glad I'm not here, otherwise I'd be a captive audience for ages, trying to follow all that :) nt

[Left Is Write]

6. Don't mind her. She's not here because she's out there....

looking for an asparagus fix.

[qnr]

8. That's sounding more and more like a sekrit kode phrase every time the person who is not here hears

about it

[reyd reid reed]

10. But if you're not here to hear about it

how could it sound like anything? What sekrit? Would I have a sekrit? Me?

:shrug:

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one to hear it...

[qnr]

11. Thuh perzun whoze not hiir haz sekrit sources! n/t

[reyd reid reed]

9. Shhhhhh...

don't tell all my secrets....









only the good ones....

:evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. I got ya beat...

this post by me doesn't even exist...it's only a figment of your imagination. Yep, you've gone crazy :silly:

[qnr]

7. There and back again, numerous times. :) n/t