O.J. Hypothetically Confesses on FOX

[RockaFowler]

I just read this online . . .
http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-foxojsimpsonspecial,0,6072171.story?coll=zap-news-headlines

Simpson didn't do it, but if he had, this is how he would have, or so he says

Thank heavens for double jeopardy.

On Monday, Nov. 27 and Wednesday, Nov. 29, O.J. Simpson, acquitted murderer and NFL Hall-of-Famer, will star in a two-part FOX special sensitively titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."

We'll let that sink in for a second or two.

Publisher Judith Regan and Simpson will have a no-holds-barred interview in which he, among other things, "tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes."

SNIP

The special is perfectly timed around the release of Simpson's book "If I Did It," which will be released on Nov. 30.

[Rockstone]

1. Chaching!

thanks Ron and Nicole! :puke:

[billbuckhead]

5. Bernie Kerik's lover Judith Regan

:puke: Nothing seems to be beneath these people.

[UTUSN]

18. Ah!!1 A Regan-KERIK thread opportunity!!!1

A couple of her men:



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http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/media/columns/medialife/152/

.... Then Judith and Rupert found each other -- and ReganBooks was born. Not only did their commercial instincts mesh, but Judy's what's-the-world-ever-done-for-me politics were highly compatible with the Murdoch view.

And then the sex part. It's a one-woman show.

I have never heard anyone talk about sex the way Judy does. I have never heard anyone talk about their sexual partners the way Judy does. I have never heard anyone analyze individual motivations, the workings of the marketplace, and politics, too, in such precisely sexual terms. The other day, on her show, she kept interrupting her tempered guests on the subject of why women like Bill Clinton, and, voice rising, saying: "They want to have sex with him -- that's why they like him!"

Early in her career at Simon & Schuster, she published a book called The Rogue Warrior and fought tooth and nail for a full-face cover photo of the author. "Don't they understand?" she stormed to me. "Women will buy this because they want to fuck him!" She got the full face and a best-seller.

http://www.zianet.com/insightanalytical/newlow.htm (by DUer Gloria: )

Regan looked straight into the camera and for almost 10 minutes, delivered a pseudo stream-of-consciousness poetry riff mocking Clinton. Referring to his sad boyhood, she mocked his loneliness, then proclaimed that he built himself up and called himself KING, because "I am rich and I can do what I want!" She likened him to the cast out Socks, and envisioned him an old man meeting up with Socks at 125th street, both holding tin cups. ....

It was incredibly vicious. What was especially appalling was how she took the most painful aspects of Bill's background--his truly grievous childhood--and twisted them, using them to mock him. If this wasn't the "politics of personal destruction" I don't know how else you could describe this horrific display. ....

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And I (the poster) will claim credit for insight. Back when KERIK's book for REGAN was debutting, she hosted him on her Faux interview show. His tale was of his missing mother, who inexplicably abandoned him as a tot. She never showed up for a custody hearing. The premise of the book was that this tough uber-male had this hole in his heart, thereby setting the pants on fire of tough wingnuts of all genders. As she probed him about the book, she and KERIK locked smouldering, HOT gazes. Once the mother-thing was done, she moved on to his heroics (which were what?) on 9-11. She asked WHERE HE WAS when the planes hit. Without missing an eye-lock, he said, "Stepping out of the shower." She swallowed and held a long breath. The image of nekkid KERIK was plainly etched on the Faux camera lens during the LONG pause. He added, "In my office." Another LONG pause. He added, "After WORKING OUT." There was another swallow. I suspected BACK THEN that something was cooking between publisher and author, and it weren't spaghetti. Only 2 or 3 years later, when KERIK's many other past deeds floated to the surface like dead bodies did it become official that there was indeed WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVE between the two, that the two of them alternated their WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVE sessions with WORKING OUT together, that he had used NYPD to track down what happened to his mother, that he used NYPD to provide security for his personal WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVE sessions, that the WILD WINGNUT HOT LOVENEST was a city-paid apartment near the WTC intended as a rest site for rescue and recovery workers. The REGAN-KERIK Faux interview was pure musk in the air. Why don't Shrub's handlers hire some of US for intelligence work?

[ck4829]

2. And then he will be back on the search for the REAL killer

Carpooling with Robert Blake, and Tom DeLay will be riding in the back looking for the REAL guy who was laundering the money.

[Tinksrival]

3. Just one word....

......disgusting

[jeff30997]

4. What a sick story !

That guy is even more disgusting than I thought.:puke:

[soothsayer]

6. How are his crafty lawyers going to keep the money away from

the Goldbergs this time?

[AlCzervik]

7. i'll wait and hear about the day after, Regan is about as credible as OJ.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

8. Holy Fuck; Only In America...

[Mojambo]

9. I love it when my disgust for humanity is confirmed.

I'm gonna buy myself an ice cream on the way home tonight.

[earth mom]

10. Just when I thought OJ couldn't shock me anymore than his crime & acquittal already did!

:wow:

:puke:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

11. When you can't get a real job...

whore yourself out to Faux.

ick :puke:

[mconvente]

12. He just needs the money...

That man would do anything for money because he owes so much of it to Ron Goldberg's family - what a fucking asshole in his motives...

[Ammonium]

13. I thought everyone knew

I thought everyone knew he did it? He would have been sent to prison if the LAPD hasn't botched the crime scene and planted evidence.

[YellingTuna]

14. Grotesque Really

[Marie26]

15. Is this for real?

Jeez, this is weirder than an Onion satire.

[Left Is Write]

21. Yes, it is.

[originalpckelly]

16. If OJ was a total asshole, oh wait...(nt)

[mondo joe]

17. Looks like the LAPD managed to frame OJ into writing a book now!

:eyes:

[Imagevision]

19. Fox Network, they support Bush, they support OJ. what more can be said??

[flying_monkeys]

20. Gah.... Look, I can see how the producers appealed to his vanity/bank book.

I doubt this show initiated from OJ - - He isn't the type to think this WHAT IF spinneroo up - - but that REEKS of Hollywood wanting ratings.


His bank account took big hits - - and his ummmmm 'endorsement potential' is at what, zippy?- - so I can easily see OJ (either the killer, the conspirator or the innocent man) falling for the chance to present HIS view....


But going for the cash isn't the same, to me, as suddenly admitting culpability in the crime itself....


His only "bankable" property left is to spin what ifs and whodunnits about the killings - - Even OJ has to live and make money.... He has to feed the kids, kwim?


According to the LAW, which we all profess to uphold, he is not guilty - - and that is the finding on which I base my post. Personally, I think he was a conspirator in that crime, but that was not a charge he was tagged with so there ya go - - OJ is not guilty, according to a court of law, and as such he is entitled to do whatever he can to get $$ in to feed those kiddos....


Flame away - - I am off to bed anyway :)

[SlavesandBulldozers]

22. they never miss an opportunity to inflame racial issues. race, violence, dead white women.

this is a Fox no-brainer. In fact, that would make a good 30 minutes of fox segment - I'm Nick Cavuto and this is "The No Brainer".

[SmokingJacket]

23. Judith Regan is a scumbag. That's all I have to say. nt

[deadparrot]

24. Pretty goddamn sick.

:puke:

Arrogant SOB.

[madinmaryland]

25. Who's dumb enough to watch that crap?

[Bucky]

26. One doesn't usually associate double murderers with jumping the shark.

But this is a ratings gimmick pure & simple.

[Blue-Jay]

27. The American justice system is not without its flaws.

In other words: That murderin' motherfucker killed two fuckin' people and got away with it because he was rich & famous.

[Pithlet]

28. This pretty much removes whatever doubt I may have had

that he's guilty. What a murderous scumbag.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. I can't wait to miss it.

[skygazer]

30. I'm sure the kids will be so proud of their dad

Who the hell would inflict something like that on two kids whose mother was murdered?! :grr: