The -"What NOT to name your kid" thread for DU'ers

[underpants]

I am sure that Skinner has this worked out all ready but I thought you know there might be some last minute questions
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5837725&mesg_id=5837725

So far here are the names that are out

Zell
Spiro
Felix

[Little Wing]

1. D'Factor

[wildhorses]

2. George Milhouse

:shrug:

[matcom]

3. obviously Seymour is the ONLY choice

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Skinner!

Skinner Allen sounds like a baseball star in the making.



or Scooter Libby. :scared:

[underpants]

7. (from inhouse) I think Hypnotoad is out

literallly

Also Chavezspeaksthetruth could be a bit problematic in the standardized test name filling out thing

kick-ass-bob would tend to lends itself to instant school yard cred though

[Midlodemocrat]

9. and underpants would lead to a world of wedgies.

[crim son]

5. I like Felix. Sue me. n/t

[MissMillie]

8. I do too

:shrug:

[meegbear]

6. Scud

[seemunkee]

17. The Disposable Assassin

[Phillycat]

10. Santorum.

[SerpentX]

11. Grover

Definitely out.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Percy. Hell, I'd beat him up.

[SOteric]

13. Probably won't be naming him Jim Rob.

[CBHagman]

14. Definitely not Newt! Or Strom.

Among girls' names, I can't think of any equivalent no-nos. For example, the GOP has scary, slap-happy Rep. Barbara Cubin (R-WY) and vengeful matriarch Barbara Pierce Bush, but the Democrats have Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-MD) and Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) and Rep. Barbara Lee (D-CA) to balance things out.

But I guess I'd stay away from the name Jenna, though, if I were naming the baby girl of faithful Democrats.

[Elidor]

15. Richard Trickle

[matcom]

16. Mike Hunt?

:shrug:

[bullwinkle428]

18. K-Fed

[Richardo]

19. Elad

:D