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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 12:49 PM Original message |
The confessional is now open for business. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
1. I lather and rinse but don't repeat. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Say three Hail Marys, two Our Fathers, lather and rinse. Go and sin no more my child. |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
3. I have this strong urge to |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:44 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. You can not give in to your urge. The answer you seek will be revealed to you |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
4. I didn't test the hair color on an unobtrusive spot first. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:48 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. That would explain why one half of your mustache is blond. |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 09:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
81. I never do either. |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
5. I breastfed in public |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:50 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. In order to properly judge the severity of your transgression, I will |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:54 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Sadly, I don't have any |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. okay, lemme see now... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:56 PM Response to Reply #6 |
15. Asshole! Read the Bible front to back and back to front twice. Convert to |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
7. I remove the tags from pillows and mattresses |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:06 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. The next time you are tempted to perform such an unnatural act remind |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
9. I put sugar on grits. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:07 PM Response to Reply #9 |
17. All is forgiven. See you at the Olive Garden later? |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:13 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Just as long as I'm forgiven, I'll even eat there. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #20 |
28. You are forgiven. One thing, collections have been off lately, could you |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Only if it's the soup, salad, and breadsticks deal. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:44 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Father needs a glass of Chianti too. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
11. I think it's kinda gross to breastfeed a two-year-old. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:12 PM Response to Reply #11 |
19. This is a confessional not a forum for your crazed rantings. I do however |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 07:11 PM Response to Reply #19 |
80. Inappropriate? At 18 months why? |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
12. I ate chocolate at 2 a.m. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:15 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. Alone, neither of your confessed activities are sinful. If however |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:21 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Hmmmm |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
18. I have impure thoughts about a few fellow Female duers |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:21 PM Response to Reply #18 |
23. You must not allow your lust to manifest itself into action. Memorize |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:43 PM Response to Reply #23 |
32. I am weak father |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:54 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. I know. The brazen hussies. Be strong. Who was the National League batting champion in 2001? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:23 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Can i imagine he's a republican?? it would help a great deal |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:27 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. Yes. And, he used the same razor to shave Barbara Bush and Dick Cheney. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:31 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. That did it I'm cured!!! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:44 PM Response to Reply #41 |
49. PRAISE THE LORD! Let us kneel in prayer. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:45 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Thank you father |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:48 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. You are welcome my son. I am truly blessed. |
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deadparrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
21. I started the breastfeeding thread. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:22 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. OUT! OUT! EVIL BEAST, SPAWN OF SATAN. THE LORD COMMANDS YOU. |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
26. I only tipped |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:38 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. You are forgiven. Perform the Stations of the Cross and put $50.00 in the |
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Giant Robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
27. I believe Michigan will beat OSU Saturday |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:42 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Being delusional is not a sin my poor misguided son. Keep the faith |
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Beausoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
34. I am addicted to drinking green olive juice. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 04:49 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. This is not a sin. You need a shrink not a priest. Should the juice however |
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puerco-bellies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
38. I dropped my Wegener 9'6" long-board while trying to set it on my racks this morning. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:36 PM Response to Reply #38 |
44. Dude! Suicide is never appropriate. Say five Our Dukes, three Hail Nolls, |
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puerco-bellies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:02 PM Response to Reply #44 |
53. So it was written, so it shall be done. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:08 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Righteous brah. Go now in peace and be not a wave hog. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
39. I bend, fold, spindle and mutilate |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:37 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. If these activities do not involve barnyard animals, you have not sinned. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:43 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. I'm feeling better already..... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:46 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. No. The Lord loves and blesses those who abhor credit card applications. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
42. I want to buy a fast car |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:40 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. You can not be forgiven for uncommitted sins. Call me when you get the wheels. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:20 PM Response to Reply #46 |
57. I guess I was getting ahead of myself there |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:21 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Remember. Call me. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
43. I'm possessive of people. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 05:41 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. Before I can forgive you I must know how many you have and where you keep them. |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
55. I delight in the downfall of my enemies. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:18 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Yes. It is sinful. You must love your enemies, especially the hot ones. |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 12:44 PM Response to Reply #56 |
92. Padre? See I did exactly as you said, and now I'm not a virgin anymore. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 12:54 PM Response to Reply #92 |
93. Oh! "another sin, another sin" get a grip. You are cleansed of your sin. |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
59. Forgive me father for I have sinned. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:33 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. Father can relate my son. But that's between the Monsignor and me. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
60. Pssst... Uh, Father guy, dude. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:36 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. Father is not bound by Kosher Laws. If you however are observant Father |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:45 PM Response to Reply #64 |
68. Also, I have this hair on my palms... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:58 PM Response to Reply #68 |
74. Yes. It is God's punishment. I can recommend a good depilatory that has |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
61. I confess to these horrible sins.... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:38 PM Response to Reply #61 |
67. No penance is necessary unless you are a male. |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
62. Um, um..well.. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:46 PM Response to Reply #62 |
69. Father is disgusted by your depravity. Perform the Stations of the Cross |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
65. i confess: i am a boob, actually a pair of them |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:48 PM Response to Reply #65 |
70. Only Calvinists believe boobism is a sin. Pics? |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:54 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. with or without the nipple? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 07:00 PM Response to Reply #71 |
75. Father can not make personal decisions for you. Be guided by you |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
66. I broke a pencil point by pressing down too hard. But that was |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:55 PM Response to Reply #66 |
72. Sin does not have a Statute of Limitations, and God does not think that you are cute or humorous |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #72 |
78. Methinks thou art fulla crap. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 10:26 AM Response to Reply #78 |
84. That is why Father eats a bran muffin every morning. |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
73. I have impure thoughts about men. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 07:03 PM Response to Reply #73 |
76. Cloistered nuns are not in the habit of wearing undergarments. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
77. The confessional is now closed for evening services followed by a light |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-15-06 07:09 PM Response to Reply #77 |
79. Night Father... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 10:24 AM Response to Reply #79 |
82. Good morning Prag. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 10:26 AM Response to Reply #77 |
83. Olive Garden! I knew you were representing the Anti-Christ! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 10:29 AM Response to Reply #83 |
85. Father goes where the sinners are rather than waiting for the sinners to come to him. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 05:19 PM Response to Reply #85 |
94. That's because I am not in your denomination, you stinking heretic! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 05:31 PM Response to Reply #94 |
95. Father understands that you strike out as a result of your anger and frustration. |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
86. I shopped at Walmart yesterday. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 11:05 AM Response to Reply #86 |
87. Your sin is not cardinal. Fear not. Say one Hail Mary, donate the socks |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 11:08 AM Response to Original message |
88. Errr |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 11:11 AM Response to Reply #88 |
89. Go in peace my child. AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 11:16 AM Response to Reply #89 |
90. Ok ok Ok |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-16-06 11:23 AM Response to Reply #90 |
91. Before Father can determine the severity of your transgressions he has to know more about your |
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