List your favorite reason why public breastfeeding should not be allowed.

[youthere]

Here's my favorites...list yours.



1. Breasts are icky.
2. Children should never be allowed to eat in public.
3. Women just do it to show off.
4. Breastmilk is just FULL of mercury.
5. The child can just be given a hunk of something to choke on to "tide them over"

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. women are exhibitionists dont ya know?

what you didnt go to sexism school? missed some damn fine education i tell ya!

[LeftyMom]

2. I can't take a dump everywhere. It's the same thing you know!

:rofl:

[RedStateShame]

3. The child may be lactose intolerant.

[skypilot]

4. Because...

...straight people shouldn't be thrusting their baby-making and baby-feeding proclivities in my gay face.

[LaurenG]

5. Honestly it makes other women jealous

and we have to think about those feelings. :7 Yes it's better to starve the child and let them cry.:hide:

[miss_american_pie]

6. If she didn't bring enough for the rest of the class...

;)

[LostinVA]

7. Breasts are sex objects

[anarch]

8. because all children should be starved

Actually, let me just extend that to any kind of eating, at any age...it just shouldn't be allowed. Anywhere.

[ProfessorGAC]

35. Now, There's A Solution To The Population Problem!

Good thinkin'! No more eating! Brilliant in its simplicity!
The Professor

[distantearlywarning]

37. Great idea!

That would get rid of all those nasty fat people too. It's disgusting the way they are allowed to just walk around in society with all their FAT showing!

:sarcasm: for the humor impaired

[The2ndWheel]

9. Because life isn't a porn movie

Life isn't a porn movie, right?

And yes, I compared breast feeding to porn. That's right. In a completely serious way too.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. And we're off.

:popcorn:

[Name removed]

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[Midlodemocrat]

15. I think the mods will usually remove patently offensive posts, but

the topic itself isn't a bad one, just one that a lot of whack jobs saw fit to comment on.

[The2ndWheel]

17. See, double meanings like that offend me

In the good way.

[youthere]

24. Ever see such retarded reasoning in your life?

I was astounded. Thankfully the ignorance was readily smacked down.

[The2ndWheel]

26. Yeah, readily

Tough not to when the ignorance didn't exist in the first place.

I'll make up for my mistake.

It was :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

I apologize for not doing that, or trying to be funny in the first place.

[youthere]

28. Yours was funny.,.

and OBVIOUSLY sarcastic, the posters on that thread were serious. God help us all.

[The2ndWheel]

31. LOL

This is why I hate computers.

:pals:

[PVnRT]

18. If that's what you consider pr0n, you have a serious problem

Seriously, that's just sick if you consider suckling a child pornography.

[The2ndWheel]

20. Wow, alright

I guess I have to use the sarcasm thing next time. Live and learn.

[PVnRT]

32. Sorry, I must've just come out of GD

n/t

[The2ndWheel]

34. The funniest part

is all the inter-locking misjudgements. Talk about unintended consequences.

:toast:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. He was being sarcastic.

Here in the lounge, it's practically a law.

[Little Wing]

11. Because everyone learns in school that if you offer someone candy

you have to bring enough for the rest of the class.

Of flight, in some cases.

[madinmaryland]

12. IBTL!!

:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. 'Cause if you whip 'em out in public, there'll be a line of guys just waiting...

:P :rofl: :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Like they're gonna get any

Ain't like she's a Coke machine, y'know. :eyes:

[NewWaveChick1981]

43. Some guys think she is....

:rofl: Especially the Repukes.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Because 22 months is too old.

Apparently, if the child is 22 months, it's not really breastfeeding. It's pornography.

Apparently.

[WhollyHeretic]

19. It's an abomination. Back in my day kids weren't breastfed in public

we weren't fed at all until nine or ten. We survived by sucking on stones. When we finally were fed we had to walk 10 miles uphill each way to get half a moldy lettuce sandwich. Damn kids demanding to be fed every day, freakin' ridiculous.

[youthere]

29. ..

:spray:

[sniffa]

21. cuz airLine tickets are expensive

[THUNDER HANDS]

23. because unless you have enough to share with the class

you shouldn't partake at all. :)

[Bunny]

25. Hey, shitting and pissing are natural bodily functions too, but

you can't do them in public, can you? Can you??? :eyes:

[Guava Jelly]

27. because i hate seeing lil brats get something i aint

Boobs :rofl:

[undeterred]

30. Its too hard for men to control themselves.

[KamaAina]

33. It causes far too many traffic accidents among immature males.

I mean, we've all heard of rubbernecking, but this is ridiculous. :sarcasm:

Wouldn't you just know, they showed the "Sex and the City" last night that involved phony nipples, and the aforementioned immature males (would you believe baby talk? :puke: )

[distantearlywarning]

36. Because...

It's much more appealing to hear a hungry baby scream at the top of its lungs, especially in a small enclosed area like a plane where you can't leave, than to be exposed to any portion of any breast tissue whatsoever.

I love screaming babies!!! Especially on airplanes!!!! Doesn't everybody? Screaming babies = awesome and fun. Miniscule portion of breast peeping out from a shirt = greatest evil mankind ever faced.

[One_Life_To_Give]

38. Juniors head obscures the view

[Porcupine]

40. Ladies insist on pulling only one out at a time!!

I mean what's up with that? That sucker could be emptied in no time and the kid might fuss when you switch. Who wants to hear that?

[Ex Lion Tamer]

41. Because I hate to be reminded that breasts exist for some reason other than

causing me to get horny. Little bastards take all the fun out of my leering.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. What if the husband decides he wants a drink too? Huh, what about THAT?

[windlight]

44. but of course it is

2. Children should never be allowed to eat in public.... No Child under the age of 12 should be allow to eat in public. As said from AHIGH... :sarcasm: