John Ashcroft has taken over Delta Airlines!

[Zomby Woof]

Sung to the tune of "Let The Eagle Soar":


Don't let the nipple soar

Like its never flown before

From the cockpit to the emergency door

Baby sucks the mighty nipple sore

Sore with feeding by the wing

As the seat belt light does gleam

Oh my god, that fleshy thing


This infant's too full to cry

The plane has a lot of climbing to do

And we can not avert our eye

Filled, it smiles and snuggles

The mods have seen us through!

[nini]

1. God forbid a woman breast feed a baby for Gawd's sake

Perhaps Ashcroft had a bigger influence on the masses than we knew.


:D

[Zomby Woof]

2. Sorry I infected the hard drive!

I had to look up his lyrics so I could get the parody right. x( :puke:

:loveya:

[nini]

3. personally, I am amazed at that LBN thread

I don't know why but it always amazes me people are so hung up on breast feeding - how do they think babies were fed before formulas etc.. came out?



We need to take a cue from Europe and quit hiding the breast. Then maybe we won't get all hysterical when we actually see one. The repression is amazing here.


:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

4. I am all for it!

Whether they see one, or two! :P :bounce: :evilgrin:

:loveya:

[nini]

5. They're all over TV in Portugal

and that's a heavily Catholic country. No one even flinched when they showed up on TV in commercials etc. They must think we're insane here.


:loveya:

[cwydro]

6. I never knew peeps had so many issues

with breastfeeding...truly frightening.