I finally realized the one event that has caused all my problems.

[Pale Blue Dot]

When I was five years old, I was on a plane to Chicago, and I very clearly saw a woman breast feeding her baby. I didn't realize how much this one event transformed me, but I'm here to tell you that by the time I was 13 I was spending about 90% of my time thinking about breasts. I am now 38 years old, and I still can't get through a day during which I don't think about breasts about 400-500 times. :cry:

DU women, if you ever meet me in person, you can blame that salacious breast-feeder on my first flight for the fact that I can't look you in the eyes. ;(

[WindRavenX]

1. LOL

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that so many people actually DO have serious issues about breast feeding.

FWIW, men think about sex every 8 seconds.

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. My ex recently caught my 11-year-old son googling pictures

of Christina Aguilera. My only thought is that he must also have seen a woman breast feeding. Will somebody please think of the children??!!!??

[Hugin]

5. 14 seconds.

I timed it once... Dang, I said that out loud. Didn't I?

:yoiks:

[WindRavenX]

7. I was breast fed and I'm a girl. How am I damaged?

Oh noes, I'm bi!!!

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. SEE???

It's easy to see how much damage breast feeding might have had on the world. :scared:

[WindRavenX]

11. The horror of the boob!

I cower in fear--oops! I thought about a girl again!


Oh noe!

[Hugin]

12. I'm not sure...

Maybe nothing.

[av8rdave]

13. "FWIW, men think about s"ex every 8 seconds"

I'm still trying to figure out what I think about the other 7.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Trim tab settings?

:shrug:

[av8rdave]

17. Wow.....never gave that much thought when not at work, but

now that you mention it.....

[Arugula Latte]

3. If only that woman had just given her child a stick of gum instead,

your whole life would have been different!

[WindRavenX]

4. ahah

:rofl: :rofl:

I'm assuming that poster is a troll, because if she doesn't...the world is very very fucked up :scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. For you...

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. Do those have milk in them?

Here I go again! :cry:

[Hugin]

9. Oh my...

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Aw, crap

Now I'll never be able to properly relate to two-breasted human females again. x(

[jus_the_facts]

16. Everything you always wanted to know about sex...but were afraid to ask...

:hi:




Attack o'the HUGE BOOB! :rofl: