Went to McDonalds for lunch

[CatWoman]

and was reading LBN.

Damn -- all the mad cow stories :scared:

What will kill me first -- the beef or the fat???

[VelmaD]

1. Neither...

you'll die in a concentration camp opened by the rethug politicians that McDonald's helps fund through campaign contributions. :-)

[liberalhistorian]

12. LOL!

Ain't that the truth!

[cosmicdot]

29. catering contract at concentration camp will go to McDonald's

it's a catch-22, Major Major

[underpants]

2. What exactly is a McNugget?

Can we get some BEEF McNuggets?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. That fucking clown!

Stay away from him! He's a mole!

[CatWoman]

4. ROFL!!!!!!!!

We all know clowns are E-E-E-E-E-E-VIL!!!!!!

:D

[underpants]

8. Bad Ronald!

I can't post this pic (the dreaded red X) but look at the pic in the top right hand corner on this page.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=funny+ronald+pictures&sa=N&tab=wi

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Ahhh the Coulter pic

[eileen_d]

23. GAAAH! That's from my hometown!

http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.php?display=/rednews/2001/03/08/build/breaking/0ronald.inc

Here's an even more disturbing image:


One of my favorite Gazette stories of all time. :loveya:

[underpants]

26. What, on the bench?

That is very funny. Sick and sad but funny.

[eileen_d]

28. And that describes just about everything in my town...

sick, sad, funny... yep, that covers all the bases ;)

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Gawd I hate that fucker!

Yes of course I had to live with THAT fucking nick-name. Ronald Mc-fucking-Donald!!

To top it off at one point we lived on "McDonald Way" and WORKED at that dump while in High School!!

[fortyfeetunder]

20. A little historical perspective for DU's in DC over 40

If anyone over 40 who lived in DC as a kid remembers who was one fo the first Ronald McDonalds -- was Willard Scott (the NBC - Today weather reporter), Willard Scott IIRC also used to play Bozo the Clown. I can never look at him on TV withoug picturing him in those clown suits.

[BurtWorm]

5. The scalding hot coffee?

The vapors from the plastic furniture, or the rays from the sun getting through the hole in the ozone layer caused by McDonald's furniture and the flatulence of the cattle that go into making those all-beef patties--not to mention the destruction of the rain forests to make room for all that cattle...

:scared:

[Padraig18]

6. Probably some guy in a mask with a Saturday Night Special!

"I gotcher fries RIGHT here!" *Bang! Bang! Bang!* :P

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. Is It True Their Fries are So Good Bec. They're Deep Fried in Beef Fat?

In that case, watch out for Mad Cow McFries! :scared:

[twilight]

9. yer a good 'murican

Want change? Vote for DK!! :D



:dem: :kick:

[Loonman]

10. P-shaw on Mad Cow

I'd worry about the PETA busybodies before that.

[LynneSin]

13. I confess....I bought a McDonald's Chocolate shake this weekend

I was driving to Harrisburg and needed a tasty snake. I haven't had a shake in like a decade.

I'm a bad girl

:shrug:

[SiobhanClancy]

15. lol...

I've heard that rattlesnake tastes just like chicken:)
:hi:

[many a good man]

14. Did you ask for a "Mad Mac"

Hold the brains and spinal columns, please!

[Scurrilous]

17. Order a McRib...

...I seriously doubt there's any real meat of any type in those things, so they oughta be safe to eat. :thumbsup:

[toddzilla]

21. there's just something wrong with a molded pork sandwich..

ugh..:puke:

[mitchum]

18. You're safe since there is very little beef in their burgers

[CatWoman]

19. hahaha -- what do they use for filler

sawdust?? :D

[tridim]

22. I've been a good boy

No McDonalds at all during the past year, and no it wasn't a new years resolution. A while ago they raised the price of everything on the menu by about 25% for no apparent reason. It's now more expensive than a good burger place, like Sonic. I'll never pay a premium price for something that isn't premium quality. Sorry McD's, your fate is at the hand of Bush and the Bush economy now. Good luck!

[Bush loves Jiang]

24. hmmm...

I actually like the Crispy Chicken Deluxe, but no fast-food restaurant holds a candle to Harvey's, although DQ and KFC have by far the best fries.

[opihimoimoi]

25. Midori, at least you in a state thats safe. Us Hawaii guys got that shit

shipped over here as well as 6 other states. We are doomed to eat chickens and fish until its safe once more. Sad and Damn.

[CatWoman]

27. ohhhhhhhhh, poor Dennis

:(

hey -- at least you can revisit your spiritual side by eating lots of fish :D