Ok where are all the men?

[BarenakedLady]

:bounce: :bounce:

:shrug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

1. I am a boy...

29 and I still consider myself a boy.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Perfect.

....damn it. I'll behave myself.

:evilfrown:

[MoseyWalker]

2. They're all out back

smelling motor oil and talking about how wonderful the NFL is.

I know. I have been there!

[BarenakedLady]

5. well

I certainly can't compete with motor oil and sweaty men.

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Aw, c'mon

Give it a shot. :evilgrin:

[blogslut]

19. I love El Caminos!

It's a car! No, It's a truck! No! It's both! :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. It's a cruck

Actually, it's a cut-down station wagon. :blush:

[blogslut]

21. You bastard!

Nah. You're right. Stick a shell on it and it's a station wagon...that ACTS like a truck. HA!

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Even better

Search high and low until you find one o' these.





Those wheels gotta go, though. :thumbsdown:

[blogslut]

23. What is that

a Rambler?

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Blasphemer!

My dad owned four Ramblers. I know Ramblers. :grr:

It's a lowered '65 Chevelle 2-door wagon — uncommonly known as a Nomad II.

[blogslut]

26. Forgiveness!

I am a mere girl. I was faking it. You know how we are. :+

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Mm-hmm

I'm familiar.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. I'm technically a man.

But I have to get to sleep now. :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

6. Night night

Mr. Smiley.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. ...

:blush:

[crim son]

7. O.K. Let's get right to the point why don't we?

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

11. I know

I'm so obvious. :rofl:

[Name removed]

9. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[BarenakedLady]

12. I can not answer that question for you

But I'll give you a :hi:

[Ptah]

10. Look up!

I'm in the garden.

[BarenakedLady]

13. That has to be

The sexiest sunflower EVAH!

:hi:

[Ptah]

14. But wait, there's more yellow in the world:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Beautiful

I can almost smell the sweet fragrance from here.

[billyskank]

16. The women took over the lounge

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

43. Hehe

:hi:

[billyskank]

47. Hey you

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

49. Why hello there

:hug:

[Name removed]

17. Deleted message

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[Lady Freedom]

25. Checking out Ms. Dewey!

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

91. Who?

:shrug:

[Lady Freedom]

121. Just go to...

www.msdewey.com and see!!

[BarenakedLady]

124. Hehehe

Aha! That was interesting. Thanks. hehe

[Guava Jelly]

27. hell where are you?

I've been waiting all night for you to come over

[buddhamama]

29. *snort*

:thumbsup: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

30. Ok so maybe i don't quite look like him

:rofl:
:hi:

[buddhamama]

31. indeed.

you are much better looking. :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

32. Awwwwwwwwwww

thanks buddhamama
:hug:
Comming from such a Yowza lady like you means a lot :loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

44. I couldn't find your house!

I was wandering around in the dark all night, knocked on the wrong door and everything. You totally gave me bogus directions dude.

[BarenakedLady]

48. self delete

nothing to see here

[Guava Jelly]

84. Damn I guess i suck at giving directions!

But I am pretty good at following them :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

92. Good to know, good to know

That shall come in handy. :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

33. Depends on your definition of "men"

and how many you want/need (men v. man).

AND, of course, what you want/need them for.
:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

50. I am going to be good

this morning and not answer that question.

O8)

[PVnRT]

34. Grunting and doing other manly endeavors

Chewing tobacco, killing grizzlies with their bare hands, etc.

[BarenakedLady]

51. Ahhhh

That explains the noises in my backyard. I just couldn't figure out all the spitting.

[PVnRT]

55. Geez, you couldn't tell from all the 4x4s?

n/t

[Bassic]

35. I. am. here.

:D

So, how you doin'?

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

52. How you doin'?

Is that said in a Joey from "Friends" voice? Because that's how I heard it. :rofl:

[Bassic]

72. That's precisely it

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

36. in the gutter--

every 8 seconds

[BarenakedLady]

53. Figures

I forgot to check the gutter.

[taterguy]

37. Out in the back yard doing manly things

[BarenakedLady]

54. Ok

Could ya keep it down? I'm trying to get some much needed beauty sleep.

Hey didn't I see a picture of W doing the exact same thing?

[taterguy]

65. Uh, no. W was doing a photo-op

I was clearing up genuine storm damage that left a big mess in my yard, which is considerably smaller than Ws ranch.

I also doubt that W wears a Simpson's hat, especially one that says: "To Alcohol: the Cause of and Solution to All of Life's Problems"

[BarenakedLady]

66. I wouldn't be so sure of that

:rofl:

And you ain't fooling me, that was a totally photo-op as well. ;-)

[taterguy]

79. You're right, it's a photo-op

The wife came home and asked why I was cutting down the biggest tree in our yard. I told her I wanted to impress people on an Internet message board. She was not amused

[BarenakedLady]

80. I knew it!

It was so obvious!

[av8rdave]

38. Here, but getting ready to leave for the airport

another 4 days of work coming up.

[BarenakedLady]

56. Have a great trip

:hi:

[sarge43]

39. I spotted a herd of them milling around in front of the local bar and grill.

[BarenakedLady]

57. Should I get my shotgun?

It is hunting season afterall. :shrug:

[sarge43]

67. Nah. Just get them back in the corrals. n/t

[bigwillq]

40. Right here, sexy!

:hi:


:bounce:



:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

59. Alrighty then

:bounce: :hug:

:hi:

[Drum]

41. Yo!

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

60. 'sup?

:hi:

[Drum]

96. Sorry so late...

Had to get to work b'tween then & now. It's raining like hell here, so I'm just kickin' back...a little smokie and a little drinkie, deciding what to do with the rest of my eve. (I mean of course there are "ought-tos" but I might go directly to the "wish-tos".)

How's it going with you? (And thanks fer asking.)

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

100. Ahhh yes

The age old dilemma between ought-to and wish-to. That always trips me up too.

I hope whatever you decide is fulfilling and most satisfying.}(

[Drum]

113. Heh heh

...so far I'm having no trouble shrugging off the oughts. One more day of work tomorrow and then laid off for a week...plenty of time then.

Hey: you're a NYer? Aren't you upstate? I think I tried to talk to you about our weather one day, but think we're far apart.
?

[BarenakedLady]

118. I'm outside

Of Ro-cha-cha. Home of the garbage plate. :eyes:

[Drum]

120. Garbage plate, ouch.

Mebbe I shouldn't even ask....

My parents come from upstate...Born & raised & met in Cortland, lived in Syracuse, Palmyra....

[BarenakedLady]

126. Behold The Garbage Plate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Tahou_Hots

[Drum]

127. Wowwww...

[Akoto]

42. Here I am!

I'm only 21, but I suppose that still counts. :D

[BarenakedLady]

61. Hey, it's legal!

And I happen to be a suburban cougar, so it's alllll good. :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

45. Have you checked the bar?

[BarenakedLady]

62. Well

I think I may try to stay away from those. But that's probably where they all are. :toast:

[ohiosmith]

46. Keep it down I'm watching the game. While you're up get me a beer.

[BarenakedLady]

63. While I'm up I'm giving you

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Hissyspit]

58. I'm a man and a mouse.

"Click"

[BarenakedLady]

64. I have a humane trap

in the garage. I'll go get it.

[SteppingRazor]

68. right here!

Whenever I have to ask myself whether what I'm about to do is masculine enough, I always ask WWSMD?

[BarenakedLady]

70. I'm guessing

he's not doing much atm. B-)

but you've got a great attitude there.

[datasuspect]

69. i never caught on to that whole "sensitive male/metrosexual thing"

there's still that 70s macho/hairy chest with medallions/steak/carburetor rebuilding/hunting/sweating vibe around the rancho de datasuspect.

[BarenakedLady]

71. Once again....

I need pictorial evidence. Geeeeeeeezzz

"rancho de datasuspect" hehehehe

[meegbear]

73. Right here ...

I *reek* with testosterone.

[BarenakedLady]

76. I thought I smelled something...

:rofl:

[LanternWaste]

74. Hangin' out, bein' cool

Here at my desk at work. Hangin' out and bein' cool.

Shame you live in NY-- after all the rumors and innuendo I've heard about you, I think I'd be right up your alley (was that innuendo, too?).

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

77. Wait...all the WHAT and WHAT about me?

I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about.

O8)

I'm sure you must be confusing me with another bare naked lady.

[LanternWaste]

93. I'm probably thinking of your evil twin sister

Of course I'm mistaken-- I'm probably thinking of your evil (and nekkid) twin sister (nudge-nudge-wink-wink).

Ahhh, well... one love walks out your door, and another one flies innuendo (bad-dum CHING)

[BarenakedLady]

94. Uhm exsqueeze me?

Baking powder? Care to elaborate or just exhort innuendo?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

75. wrapping up warm

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

78. You do look nice and toasty!

:hi:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

86. Thanks doll!

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

81. Whatcha want, woman?

:P

[BarenakedLady]

87. You baby

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[GOPisEvil]

95. You just want me for my spankable butt.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

98. So true

it is so totally spankable.

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[GOPisEvil]

99. Shall I do more work on my glutes at the gym?

:D

[BarenakedLady]

102. This post is useless without....

you guessed it...pics!:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

103. That's one picture I don't have.

I'll see what I can do. :P

[BarenakedLady]

106. I tingle

with anticipation.

I await with bated breath.

Though, I think I would probably pass out if I held my breath waiting for it. Am I right?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

108. Well, you could send a gentle reminder.

But, yeah, holding your breath is not a good idea. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

111. *poooooooooooooooooof*

Good thing, cuz my eyeballs were starting to pop out.

I don't do gentle reminders...I do this :spank: :spank: :spank:

[GOPisEvil]

114. Next time I have on my old 501's I'll try to remember to snap a pic.

Just for you. :D

[BarenakedLady]

115. Yay!

:bounce: :bounce:

:woohoo:

[GOPisEvil]

116. The logistics of this picture-taking are eluding me at present.

But I'll work on it. :D

[MrCoffee]

82. Don't look at me...

i'm the emotional equivalent of an 8 year old.

[BarenakedLady]

88. Well then

You are a typical male, eh.

:P

[LSK]

83. we are busy looking at porn during commercials of the football games

:popcorn:

[BarenakedLady]

89. OMG!

Me too!

:woohoo:

[Xipe Totec]

85. Present, and standing at attention

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

90. Errrr

Uhmmmmmm

not.gonna.go.there. O8)

[justfred]

97. I am here...

...no Peter Pan Syndrome in this guy.

[BarenakedLady]

104. You mean

This isn't you?

[Redstone]

101. One of them is right here. I can't answer for the others.

Redstone

[BarenakedLady]

105. Woot!

One of the best, imo.

:woohoo:

How's it going?

[Redstone]

107. Going pretty well, and I do appreciate you asking. Made me feel good.

the "Woot" did too.

Redstone

[BarenakedLady]

109. Hehehe

I'm really glad things are going well for you Redstone.

I'll even give you another :woohoo: to celebrate it.

[Dude_CalmDown]

110. Hey.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

117. Yo!

:hi:

[Aristus]

112. I'm right here. Haven't gone anywhere.

Not that it matters. No one will talk to me. :(

[BarenakedLady]

119. Heya baby

How are you doing this evening?

Why won't anyone talk to you?

:hi:

[Aristus]

129. I dunno.

I've posted replies to threads all over the Lounge; and no replies except from you. :-)

[billyskank]

122. Goodness

is this thread still going? :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

123. Yes

And I will keep it going as long as men(and women) are replying. I always wonder where you all are anyway. Besides, I've learned so much valuable information on the mysterious species that is the male. It's all very scientific research, you know. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

125. When you find one...

ship him my way...there's a lot I could do to with a good 'un...

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

128. No way lady!

The good ones are the rarest of breeds. They must be stalked, netted, and kept in a safe "natural-like" environment. You have to be careful though, because they can be quite skittish. Also sometimes they revert to their base animal-like mind, which is sometimes a good thing, but it is a tricky situation if they get out around others.

:rofl:

[buddhamama]

130. they were once lost

but you have found them. :thumbsup: :) :hi:

[billyskank]

133. She stuck out her Man Trap and all were attracted

:D

[buddhamama]

134. snared by her beauty

and charm. :D :hi:

[billyskank]

136. Yes indeed

[Perky]

131. All male here

But I think you already knew that.

[Deja Q]

132. Babe, I'm here for ya...

:bounce:
:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

135. Men? Isn't one enough?

:hi:

RL

[Joey Liberal]

137. I'm ready if you are:)....................n/t

[Schema Thing]

138. "men"

I do not think that that word means what you think it means.


Snark. Sorry, there is another thread that brought that to mind, but I don't feel like fighting, so I dropped it here in your fluffy bunny thread :)