Breast Feeding At The Olive Garden Whilst Eating Cornflake Chicken

[matcom]

c'mon! FIGHT ME!

[youthere]

1. Only if you're smoking.

[matcom]

3. no.

my children are smoking

[youthere]

7. then you must spank them.

[Lyric]

32. "then you must spank them"...

...with the butt of your gun, which you use on a regular basis to kill cute little deer and turn them into Bambi-sausage.

[PVnRT]

9. Are they speeding down the interstate as well?

CHILD ABUSER

[matcom]

11. no.

they are doing 55 in the LEFT lane

[youthere]

Of course they are speeding...

they are in a hurry to get to the tattoo parlor. They are having James Carville's face inked on their foreheads.

[youthere]

6. ..and laughing at Borat.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Dude, that is so last week.

We've moved on. Sadly, it appears you haven't.




:hide:

[matcom]

4. you are Out Of Step With America

:grr:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. NOT ANYMORE you FREEPER!!!!!!

[BikeWriter]

28. Skit 'em!

[PVnRT]

5. AAAAAAAAAA

[Little Wing]

8. Go back to pulling fire alarms

monkey boy

[texanwitch]

12. Everything is OK with me except for the Cornflake chicken.

People have you never heard of flour and eggs.

[seemunkee]

13. I thought that was for the chicken fried steak

Who knew it had other uses :shrug:

[texanwitch]

15. You can chicken fry anything.

The thought of putting cornflakes on chicken, I think I will just passout.

I will be going out on my birthday for a nice big chicken fried steak, I get it free.

[blogslut]

20. There's a new

BBQ place in my town. Big deal cause they serve beer and wine and it's the first time for this formerly dry town. Anyways, it's a "theme" restaurant. You know, quirky stuff on the walls like washboards and hilarious neon signs. So very Texas...

Except for one thing. No Chicken Fried Steak on the menu. I tells ya, I almost walked out. Fortunately the cheezy frozen Margarita kept me there. Who needs tasty food when there's frozen Margaritas!

[texanwitch]

21. No chicken fried steak.

That is not right.

Chicken fried steak isn't that hard to cook.

I know the kind of place you are talking about. The place I go to is a real old Texan hole in the wall kind of place.

I can't right until Sunday.

[blogslut]

23. I know!

It's no big thing, really. We got a sweet lil old diner with the counter and everything. They serve a great Chicken Fried Steak. I just found the absence of that particular item odd considering they plan to put a 30ft cowboy out front.

Good old Texas. Selling our souls since 1836.

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. Girls who wear sparkly outfits that show off their bosoms usually have

fake ones. :shrug: :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Especially the outfits covered in glitter.

:hi:


:rofl:

[youthere]

18. Well ...

we all know what glitter means:

[bridgit]

22. how bout i put cornflakes in my bra...

:bounce:

[madinmaryland]

17. GET OFF YOUR CELL PHONE!!!! SERIESLY!!!1!!

[Arugula Latte]

19. Why can't the kid just chew on a drumstick?

sheesh

[youthere]

27. we're out of drumsticks...but we have plenty of gum.

[BikeWriter]

24. You didn't mention shopping carts and kids!

[BikeWriter]

25. You didn't mention shopping carts and kids!

[BikeWriter]

26. ...and double posts!

[BikeWriter]

29. K&R!

[redqueen]

30. K&R!

[Patiod]

31. OT: When did "whilst" sneak into the American vocabulary?

I've noticed it sticking it's ugly little British head in everywhere.

What's next? Telly? Shed-shule? Aluminium? rampant soccer hooliganism?

[kmla]

33. I'll fight you only if the breastfeeding child was smoking in the smoking section...

...letting the smoke waft over to the non-smoking section, whilst reading a James Carville book and playing a polka tune on the accordion.

(I threw in the polka and accordion reference just to see if anyone would try to defend THAT kind of music.)

:D