Black Magic Doctor Puts Voodoo Curse On pResident Bush

[matcom]

:rofl:

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BOGOR, Indonesia --A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.

Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the "potion" and smeared some on his face.

"I don't hate Americans, but I don't like Bush," said Pamungkas, who believed the ritual would succeed as, "the devil is with me today."

He said the jinx would sent spirits to posses Secret Service personnel guarding Bush and left them in a trance, leading them into falsely thinking the President was under attack, thus eventually causing chaos in Bogor Presidential Palace, where the American leader was scheduled to meet President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono on Monday.

Indonesia the world's most populous Muslim country, however many still practicing animist rituals, including black magic, that predate Islam's arrival in the archipelago.

"I am doing voodoo, because other ritual would not work," he told reporters after he conducted the gory ritual about 1 kilometers from the palace.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/11/16/voodoo_practitioner_tries_to_jinx_bush?mode=PF

[XemaSab]

1. Why does he hate

the broccoli? :cry:

[matcom]

2. because they now put CORN in EVERYTHING!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

3. Includng your ass if you don't learn some respect for the broccoli!

:grr:

[grace0418]

4. Seeing Dumbass is the spawn of satan I'm not sure his curse will work.

I doubt Barbara Bush would jinx her own son, no matter how well Pamungkas performed the ritual.