Gone from work for a week, and i have 183 emails.

[MrCoffee]

i never read this crap when i'm here, and now i've gotta spend hours deleting it all.

[datasuspect]

1. ctrl+A/del

[ohiosmith]

2. They can be deleted? Damn, I've been replacing my computer every month or so.

[MrCoffee]

3. i'd love to, but i'd have to requisition a new computer, and file a

request to have the old one taken away, and then get a work order to have the tech guy come in and install the new one, which i'm sure wouldn't have all the software i need, so i'd have to get another work order to get that installed, and then i'd just kill myself in the break room.