My coffeemaker is an asshole.

[LaraMN]

It's one of those models that brews inside the body and dispenses from a little hole, directly into your cup, when you push a pad. Twice this week, I've walked into the kitchen to find it dispensing, UNPROVOKED, ALL over my counter (and subsequently, my floor.) If I catch it right away and smack it, it's fine; but I rarely notice in time.

Damn you, BrewStation! Damn you to Hell!

[MrCoffee]

1. hey, careful on the potty talk...

don't blaspheme the coffee maker.

:hi:

[Pendrench]

2. "Coffee-Potty" talk n/t

[LaraMN]

8. It puts the good ones to shame.

:(

[BarenakedLady]

3. That doesn't sound like a good idea

I wouldn't think assholes make very tasty coffee.

[GumboYaYa]

5. ROFLMAO n/t

[Little Wing]

4. I spent a year in prison for unprovoked dispensing in someone's kitchen

:(

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Perhaps peremptory smacks are in order?

Hey, it worked like a charm for Bush.


:eyes:

[MissMillie]

7. unplug it when it's not in use

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

9. I think the spout is catching particles of coffee, and it's dripping out.

It still dribbles all over, even if it's turned off, the wiley bastard!

[ThomCat]

10. I love that smiley!

It's so damned appropriate! :)

So perhaps you need to start keeping a cup under that coffee maker just to be safe?

[pdx_prog]

11. It just gets excited when it sees you...:)

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Spank that BrewStation!

:P :hug: I'm so sorry----I hate it when stuff like that happens. :pals: My coffeemaker is the kind that directly brews it into a thermal carafe, and I've never had any problems with it. When I was traveling last week, the in-room coffee maker (yes, it was clean---I know some at hotels they aren't) decided to brew everywhere EXCEPT the pot....and there was a huge coffee mess. :grr: Fortunately, it was on a tray, and the disaster was confined to the tray.