SKY News: Ritual to Jinx President (Chimp)

[Bhaisahab]

A voodoo ritual has been performed to jinx President George Bush during his trip to Indonesia.

Black magic practitioner Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat and a small snake and then stabbed a black crow in the chest during the ceremony.

He mixed their blood with spice and broccoli before drinking some of the potion and smearing some on his face.

"I don't hate Americans, but I don't like Bush," he said.

Pamungkas said the ritual would succeed as "the devil is with me today".

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1240975,00.html

EVERYBODY hates chimpy.

[Greeby]

1. Stay away from da voodoo

:yoiks:

[SpiralHawk]

2. Mmmm- bad juju. No likem Dark Occult Shit

This Black Magician sounds like a member of the Skull & Boners occult frat boy gang.

Do we know anyone else who belongs to such an occult darkside cabal of corrupt cronies?

[Maraya1969]

7. I found this video of a Skull and Bones meeting - very grainy

http://www.thememoryhole.org/skull-bones-vid.htm

[ClintonTyree]

3. "the devil is with me today".

So........he was having a personal meeting with Bush? :shrug:

I don't really believe in that stuff but I think I'd feel a little wary going through life knowing that someone has cursed me.

[Bhaisahab]

4. nope. the devil with him was

[krispos42]

12. Bush is suppose to die in office anyway

Maybe this is the cause! He dodged the bike accident, the pretzel, and the Segway. Maybe that ol' black magic will make the 20-year-curse kick in!

[aquart]

13. Not much time left.

[sarge43]

17. For that curse to work, the prez has to be elected. Nuff said. n/t

[krispos42]

25. Hmmmm, and Gore is still alive...

Did the 2000 election confuse the 20-year curse? That's a hell of a way to break it!

[sarge43]

28. "That's a hell of a way to break it!"

The Hoodoo Man works in mysterious ways. :sarcasm:

Edited for clarification

[krispos42]

29. Break the country to break the curse?

I'm sure it was worth it.

[aquart]

5. He used broccoli???? WHY?

Did he put it in a blender? Did he use the stalk to stir it? Did he need the anti-oxidants?

Very old school. I use neither blood nor broccoli.

The most difficult part of a curse is to make sure it doesn't double back on you. Nothing is free, after all.

[Kiouni]

6. Broccoli is the obvious choice!

nobody wants to eat it. it's gross.

[SpiralHawk]

21. You'll be hearing soon from the Broccoli Liberation Front (BLF), Kiouni

Broccoli Uber Alles !

P.S. -- Do not pretend you were talking about Broccolini, either. The BLF knows damn well what you meant by employing the anti-broccoli term, "gross." Justice will be served (with a side order of kale).

[Tesha]

16. Brocolli has bad associations for at least Tall Bush. (NT)

[Ian David]

19. The idiot jinxed the wrong Bush!

Broccoli works on Bush SENIOR.

George H. W. Bush Quotes
George HW Bush I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States ...
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/georgehw110377.html


PRETZELS work on Bush Junior.

CBBC Newsround | WORLD | George Bush 'chokes on pretzel'
President George Bush choked on a pretzel and fainted onto the floor.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_1759000/1759093.stm

[sofa king]

8. What's scarier to me is the thought of Indonesian Voodoo

There is a type of Indonesian black magic called Leyak that I didn't know about ten minutes ago, but as best I can tell it's a different kind of spooky baby-blood drinking stuff than the Voodoo (Voudou) of Haiti and Benin. Must be a convenient but probably inaccurate translation.

[lapfog_1]

9. Waste of a goat, a snake, and a crow.

The Bushies are all immune to black magic curses, being devils themselves.

I'm sure those animals didn't deserve to die just because Shrubya is both stupid and banal.

[Orsino]

10. Yeah. We already had our ritual a week ago...

...and it has effectively jinxed the boy king.

[lapfog_1]

14. God I hope you are right.

But I fear that he will say "blah, blah, blah bi-partisan, blah, blah Madam Speaker, blah" but he will simply ignore Congress as he AlWAYS does (note that the repukes held both houses and the executive and he STILL felt it necessary to do all those signing statements AND, when he felt like it, didn't bother getting legal authority from congress).

So while it will be much easier to expose his traitorous behaviors, other than impeachment, I don't know how they will stop him... (cutting off funding may not be a good option).

[Demeter]

11. I For One Will Take All Help Offered

Thank You, Ki Gendeng Pamungkas, for your personal efforts to wage peace and justice for all. May you have great success.

It may come down to silver bullets and wooden stakes. Who knows? We could always try impeachment, and the ICC, too.

[xchrom]

15. well -- no understatement there.

[allemand]

18. Guna-guna, not "voodoo"...

:evilgrin:

[JawJaw]

20. Well, with Christmas just around the corner....

(Available from all good Voodoo Supplies Shops)
Why let Indonesia have all the fun?

[LiberalEsto]

22. Poor animals!

I think animal (or human) sacrifice is wrong.

[Strelnikov_]

23. I Think He Is Already Jinxed, Been Apparent Since 2001

Maybe this rejinx will unjinx and we can get the country back on the right track.

[jazzjunkysue]

24. This kind of stuff costs DU in credibility. Not that it's not funny, but,

if we want to be taken seriously, this doesn't inspire respect for us.

Maybe we should have an odd-ball wierd thread for this kind of thing....

[Quantess]

26. It does? We aren't the ones doing the rituals!

I speak for myself when I say that, LOL.

Plus, who are we to disparage their religion? It's not that different from fundies who pray for Bush.

I think it's hilarious, and it showcases his international unpopularity.

[muriel_volestrangler]

27. What, not credible because Rupert Murdoch's company is reporting it?

Surely that makes it a sign of the times - even Murdoch will report things that show universal hatred for Bush. And Sky does have to confirm to standards of balance in the UK, unlike Fox. No, I'd say Sky is a credible source. We won't suffer for passing on stories from it.

[buddysmellgood]

30. I was going to post this on Latest Breaking News until I found it here. I think this

is an important story. We've been going about these elections all wrong.