The Naughtiness Alert is now at Defcon 1...

[NewWaveChick1981]

...I just got a package from UPS. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[SKKY]

1. Nice. So, what's in it?

You gonna share?

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Some fun stuff.

Very fun stuff. ;)

[pdx_prog]

3. Pictures please....

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. You tryin' to get me TSed or somethin'???

:rofl: :hi:

[slj0101]

4. Is it buzzing?

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. No, but it might be later...

:hi:

[masshole]

15. Don't forget the batteries

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. That might work...

:rofl:

[billyskank]

6. Uh oh

:scared:



:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Oooh, it's not scary at all..

..:* :loveya:

[billyskank]

9. ...

:*


:loveya: too. :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. ...

:hug: :* :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. ....

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. ...

:hi: :rofl:

[buddhamama]

11. how did you get the Wonderbra delivered to your house so quickly?

:D :hi: Have fun!

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. My neighborhood lingerie store delivers...

:rofl: :hi:

[MrCoffee]

17. that would be the best job ever...lingerie delivery man

[buddhamama]

18. get an application, fill it out,

i'm sure ReallyHotChick would give you a good reference. shoot. i would vouch for you.

"he's drink lots of coffee and has a thing for beautiful women who wear lingerie; how could he not be perfect for the job!?" :hi:

[MrCoffee]

20. no tip necessary, ma'am, just doing my job.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. I'd definitely give MrCoffee a great reference...

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. "Oh, lingerie boy...."

:rofl: :hi: I bet you'd make a great lingerie delivery guy... :*

[MrCoffee]

22. whatever color it is, it looks GREAT on you!!!

i'd be super helpful.

[Guava Jelly]

23. I need a visual :o)

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. I'll describe it for you: brown, rectangular, about 18" by 20" by 10"

Oh, you mean the CONTENTS of said package???? :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

30. I kind of meant the contents

I think a certain NWC needs to do a little modeling :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. Look, I still want to keep my DU membership intact...

...I just reupped my donation and everything... :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

33. Damn !! Screwed again!!

Guess i'll have to use my imagination :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

36. I thought it was "screwn"...

:P :rofl: :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

24. I gotta get me one of those

did it come in a brown paper bag?

[billyskank]

25. You are DEFINITELY

a member of the DU Lounge Naughty Girls. :D

[BarenakedLady]

28. Woot!

I have arrived!

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Plain brown box.

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

29. Most excellent

I need some links or catalogs or something

[NewWaveChick1981]

32. Hmmmm...if you REALLY want some links, I can PM them to you.

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

34. absofreakinlootley

a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

[NewWaveChick1981]

35. Check your PMs...

;)

[plcdude]

37. my wife's birthday is

coming up send me some too

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. Will do that shortly!

:hi:

[plcdude]

41. thank you

you are always so nice.

[NewWaveChick1981]

42. You're welcome!

:hi: You're pretty nice yourself. :)

[BarenakedLady]

38. Ooooooo

Thank you darlin'!

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. You're welcome, sweetie!

:hi: