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Thu Nov-16-06 07:42 PM
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So I was studying the male reproductive system at school today, |
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examining diagrams, memorizing terms, thinking "oh god, what's that? I've never noticed that before..." when I realized I was gritting my teeth and feeling slightly nauseated. That's when it hit me: I've got issues. Here's my question: how do I overcome my issues? Any suggestions? :evilgrin:
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:43 PM
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:44 PM
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3. Sonofabitch. I thought I just told you to never do that again! |
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Mein Gott! Now I have not only issues, but pathologies...
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:45 PM
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:47 PM
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maybe from the neck up, but not the hair :)
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:44 PM
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2. Being aware that you have "issues" is the first step. |
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Edited on Thu Nov-16-06 07:46 PM by 1monster
The next step is figuring out WHY you have issues. Then you can start to deal with them...
On edit: Now that I've seen post #1, I now have issues too! :(
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:46 PM
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5. I know exactly why I have issues! |
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The penis, as it turns out, is evil. Or at least the fellow who claims to like me, and to whom the organ is attached, is evil. :inappropriate smiley: There I go, gritting my teeth again.
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:48 PM
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7. Who doesn't have issues? Think of it this way: |
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this stuff was never meant to be studied and be sexy at the same time. When it's sexy time, just forget what you studied. The second you think about it medically it gets, well, blah.
That's the secret to lingerie.
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:50 PM
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8. I have issues about lingerie too. |
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When I was a lovely young thing I decided to thrill my boyfriend with something in silk. When he caught sight of me, he called me "the polyester queen." I've never quite recovered. And no, he wasn't a good guy.
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:52 PM
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9. That's a guy who deserved to never |
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:56 PM
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11. His father was an alcoholic who beat his mother. |
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That, I believe, was his excuse for being an asshole.
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:53 PM
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10. Now when it is a guy saying.... |
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"oh god, what's that? I've never noticed that before..."
Then that is when you have issues.
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Thu Nov-16-06 07:58 PM
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It hasn't happened yet, but I'm only newly back on the shelf...
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Fri Nov-17-06 02:13 AM
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27. Like "hey what's that kewl lump with the big black spot in it"? |
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There are some places you do NOT want a sebacious cyst.
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:20 AM
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36. Oh, you're making it so much better... |
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Thu Nov-16-06 08:10 PM
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13. I recommend we have a private tutoring/therapy session. |
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Thu Nov-16-06 10:05 PM
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16. If you really think it would help.... |
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Thu Nov-16-06 08:20 PM
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14. so where is the vas deferens? |
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Thu Nov-16-06 10:14 PM
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17. It's a tube running from the epididymus to the urethra. |
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Fri Nov-17-06 03:29 AM
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mine no longer make a vast difference because they are interrupted.
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:16 AM
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33. Ah, but don't underestimate their importance! |
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You just wouldn't be the same man without 'em :)
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Sat Nov-18-06 04:13 PM
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63. I'd never noticed a vas deferens between anything... |
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... accept the current Whitehouse Administration and the entire rest of the world....
:evilgrin:
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Thu Nov-16-06 08:25 PM
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15. I guess it could be worse |
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My thoughts on male anatomy day in Human Sexuality: "Holy shit, is this really turning me on. Jesus, I really haven't had sex in ages!" :eyes:
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Thu Nov-16-06 10:15 PM
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18. I should have been thinking exactly that! |
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That would have been completely normal!
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Thu Nov-16-06 11:10 PM
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19. I never studied that unit |
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I must have been sick that day.
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Thu Nov-16-06 11:32 PM
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22. "Unit"? If I didn't know you were a complete stranger |
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I'd think you were taunting me. I can't even watch the t.v. show by that name :(
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Thu Nov-16-06 11:25 PM
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20. Just do a sceintific dissection of it all and get past it |
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Thu Nov-16-06 11:31 PM
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21. I'll need a subject. Ugh. |
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See? Barf. :puke:
I'm ruined. Woe is I.
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Fri Nov-17-06 12:23 AM
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23. If You Are Dissecting |
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I'm damned glad you are ruined!:hurts:
But cadavers work (well they don't really work, but parts is parts, right?
So is dissecting the "next unit", the next unit? (I'd hate to be told I was the next unit)
Tutoring might help, but put away the knives (unless you are just into that thing not for dissecting)
:evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:18 AM
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34. Cadavers smell of formaldehyde. |
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And they're a peculiar color & texture. No, I don't want to do any dissecting today.
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:26 PM
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no dissecting
so I feel better knowing that
B-)
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Fri Nov-17-06 12:31 AM
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You could hum the "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner" song to yourself? Or try the "My Bologna has a first name (fill in the blank)...for instance, "My Bologna has a first name it's C.O.W.P.E.R.S., My Bologna has a second name it's G.L.A.N.D. You might skip the "I want to eat it everyday part.
A song always makes things better!
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:23 AM
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38. Those two have definitely brightened my morning! n/t |
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Fri Nov-17-06 12:54 AM
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25. Do they still use those cross-section diagrams? |
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The female one was no joy at all to me, lemme tellya. Lucky I'm not scarred for life. I credit massive doses of porn for my recovery.
Well, you asked!
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:20 AM
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35. I wholeheartedly agree. |
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Either gender, something is lost in the transition to cross-section. :P
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Fri Nov-17-06 01:02 AM
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26. what issues? what's to overcome? |
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:22 AM
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37. I used to be on my knees |
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worshipping, so to speak. Pas encore.
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Fri Nov-17-06 02:31 AM
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The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth... and kill!http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:24 AM
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39. If you photoshop your own face onto |
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Fri Nov-17-06 05:28 AM
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30. Shower with the Rev. James Dobson |
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He claims that will clear up any "issues" you might have about genitalia.
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:25 AM
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40. Or I'll clear up his. |
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I still have my dissection scalpel in hand...
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:30 AM
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56. A dissection scalpel won't do the trick |
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I'm thinking a microtome and a stereo microscope. Maybe even one of those video microsurgery units that neurosurgeons use.
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Fri Nov-17-06 02:08 PM
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58. I don't know what a microtone is, |
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but what you're describing sounds altogether too neat and tidy for what I have in mind.
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Fri Nov-17-06 06:05 AM
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31. That's ok. I don't like looking at the male anatomy either. |
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But then again I'm a lesbian so maybe that's what it is. :rofl:
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:35 AM
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I am sorry for putting unpleasant thoughts in your head. It was very self-indulgent of me! :spank:
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:11 AM
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32. Now this is a good way to start the day |
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:35 AM
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To give you your early-morning retch :)
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:40 AM
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I'm sitting in my office laughing:rofl:
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:59 AM
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47. It was GoPsUx in his yellow halter, wasn't it! |
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The devil take him and his sexy ways... :rofl:
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:04 AM
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50. Actually a couple of those pics |
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had me spewing tea all over the keyboard...women in the office near mine think I'm crazy ('course I am, but that is another issue:P )
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:06 AM
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52. Not to them it isn't another issue! |
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:11 AM
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Edited on Fri Nov-17-06 10:14 AM by cwydro
that is a good point.:hi:
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:38 AM
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Or at least, I need persuasion!
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:47 AM
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the issues aren't about men (or their plumbing) in general, just one or two specifically. :hug:
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:03 AM
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Edited on Fri Nov-17-06 10:03 AM by crim son
Probably. I've had a couple of nightmares lately, which once might have been the sweetest dreams.
You are an angel. :pals:
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Fri Nov-17-06 09:51 AM
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46. I've learned to appreciate |
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the male anatomy much more than I used to. :evilgrin:
Now if I could only get one to appreciate mine....hmmmmmm
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:05 AM
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51. Male appreciation of ones physical attributes is not hard to come |
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by. That's part of the problem!
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:06 AM
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I'm just an attention ho, you know that. ;-)
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Fri Nov-17-06 10:10 AM
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This whole thread is a plea for attention!
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Fri Nov-17-06 03:22 PM
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and dim lighting?
:evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-17-06 04:20 PM
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60. I'm going to try that one tonight! |
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I'm DETERMINED to overcome this evil, one way or another. :evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-17-06 11:04 PM
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62. Hmmm, the same way to overcome any phobia... |
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Constant exposure and I'd be happy to help! :evilgrin: :wow: :spray:
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