What song should Condi learn to play on the piano next?

[begin_within]

Possibly "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" by the Animals?

[Throd]

1. "Inna Godda Da Vida" she keep her occupied for a while

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "Folsom Prison Blues."

[libnnc]

3. Followed by a rousing rendition of "I Got Stripes"

I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders
I got chains, chains around my feet
I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders

And them chains, them chains they're
about to drag me doooown.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Been listening to that album nonstop.

:thumbsup:

[justfred]

5. Taps?

It's The End of the World As We Know It?

Maybe just some 'Fredrick F'n Chopin' (apologies to Val Kilmer in Tombstone)?

[Drum]

6. How about this one?

= = = So Long, Farewell = = =

(From "The Sound of Music")
Words by Oscar Hammerstein 2nd
Music by Richard Rodgers


There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too,
And up in the nurs'ry an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "coocoo".

Regretfully they tell us,
But firmly they compel us
To say goodby to you.

So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehn, good night,
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehn, adieu,
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

So long, farewell, Au'voir, auf wiedersehn,
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehn, goodbye,
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye,
Good bye

I'm glad to go,
I cannot tell a lie.
I flit, I float,
I fleetly flee, I fly.

The sun has gone to bed and so must I
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye!

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It's peppy and brisk. If Condi is all packed, she could be through with it and out the door in under 5 minutes.
:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Queen: "If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em"

Words and music by John Deacon

Keep your chin up, when you're feelin' lonely
Don't let them get you down
Ain't no use in your sitting all alone
Hangin' around for someone to call
Ooh they won't come knocking at all
Don't run and hide
Even if it hurts you inside
So I said
Give as good as you get

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You better do it
'Cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You're never gonna help yourself, yeah

Come on go,
Get up
Hey
Sure feelin' good

Keep your fingers off my money
Don't try and pull me down
You're takin' me out to wine and dine me
Tryin' to wind me 'round and around
Invite me to your little contract
Ha! Ha!
Rumour has it that you can play dirty
I'll tell you what I'll do about that, that, yeah
I'm playin' them at their own game, yeah!

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You'd better do it
'Cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You're never gonna help yourself

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
You'd better do it
'Cause it makes you feel good
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
It's everyone for themselves
Move on out

[baldguy]

8. "I'm Sorry" by Brenda Lee

I'm sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
Love could be so cruel
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

You tell me mistakes
Are part of being young
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done


(I'm sorry) I'm sorry
(So sorry) So sorry
Please accept my apology
But love is blind
And I was to blind to see
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

You tell me mistakes
Are part of being young
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

I'm sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology
But love was blind
And I was too blind to see
(Sorry)

[tinfoilinfor2005]

9. Oh, this is toooo easy:

Theme from the movie "The Sting"...

[mitchum]

10. "Lyin' Eyes"...she certainly has them

[malmapus]

11. Moonlight Sonata

Little Beethoven never hurts

[Manifestor_of_Light]

12. Tell it, Sister Aretha!!!!

Ch, ch, chain......Chain of Fools!

====
Back on the Chain Gang -- The Pretenders

[Chiyo-chichi]

13. "Before DU"

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/soonerhoosier/7

[Deep13]

14. Pack up Your Troubles?

[sakabatou]

15. "Golddigger" by Kanye West

[swag]

16. Melancholy Baby

[peekaloo]

17. 'Invasion Hit Parade' by Elvis Costello

Now that you set everybody free
What are you going to do about me?
Don't want to be treated like some poor grateful clown
I'd rather go back to the sweet underground
Where I can tell by the colour of my skin
And I know my neighbour 'cos he's the one, yes he's the one
Who always turns me in

A woman works the tunnel in the middle of the night
Picking up every lost object in sight
Handbags, toupees, lost legs and fingernails
The black market eats up all your failures
Her transistor offers no salvation or regrets
No pool, no pets, no cigarettes
Just non-stop Disco Tex and the Sex-o-lettes

CHORUS
There's no name, no name for the place or pain we'll cause you
again and again
If you do not co-operate with the Invasion Hit Parade

The liberation forces make movies of their own
Playing their Doors records and pretending to be stoned
Drowning out a broadcast that wasn't authorised
Incidentally the revolution will be televised
With one head for business and another for good looks
Until they started arriving with their rubber aprons and their
butcher's hooks

CHORUS

They're hunting us down here with Liberty's light
A handshaking double talking procession of the mighty
Pursued by a T.V. crew and coming after them
A limousine of singing stars and their brotherhood anthem
The former dictator was impeccably behaved
They're mopping up all the stubborn ones who just refuse to be saved

CHORUS

:bounce:

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. "Working on the Chain Gang"

:rofl: